anyone who can transport things up their butt, car haterz, evil val n josy, major religious figures to see which religion could win in a bar fight, jesus, moses, evil brant, evil TRM, and evil Carlottavaldes/harveywinters. mclovin, superbad, people who will help me in my quest to get cole r peterson on the cover of the stranger with a bird poking at his head, kurt cobain in a seahawks jersey eatin cheese, cheese-ites, non kateites, famous designers who give girls clothes in a size 00 so i can shove a stick up their arse and beat them up cause they cause anorexia in starlets, people who are against genital mutilation of girls in uk/africa/anywhere, someone explaining what "going green" is,