Chris Green

First of all I would like to thank my family and friends for there support and belief in me, I could of done it with out them ... but hey, its nice to have them by my side, eh?I'm a people pleaser. Don't mean to be. I just like to see people happy. So I like to make em laugh. Some times I get to carried away with a joke and end up offending people or making them uncomfortable. Which ironically contradicts the people pleasing part.I've been told I have an Uncanny perspective on life. And according to an IQ test my reading comprehension skills are WAY bellow normal. So I might not always understand what you write to me. On the up and up though that same IQ test showed I was almost off the charts with visual noticing stuff ... I don't remember what it was called. It didn't have pictures. In a nutshell, I can't read but if you need to find Waldo? I'm your man!The first thing I ever wanted to be was Michael Jackson, when I was a teenager I wanted to be Arnold Schwarzenegger. Some where along the way I became a stand up comic. Either way I keep my clothes on and I keep my distance from children so I'm not much like either one of them. Though they both influenced me.I love people, even the ugly ones. I'm ugly on the inside and I love myself any way, so I guess I can love you too. :-DMy favorite quote; "God is a Comedian playing to an audience who is afraid to laugh!" -VoltaireMy second favorite quote; "Some of us pursue happiness while others create it"-Aurthur UnknownI love to eat! It is the only time I will not talk, to you or any body else. I guard my food as if I was in prison. I guess I'm getting ready for what is to come.If I don't know you we should change that. Though I am really busy I do try to keep in touch with people. Feel free to write me about any thing. I'm an open book that wont let you close it...This video sums me up so watch this video and if you still want to be my friend fire away...