...Jeff

Name: ...Jeff
Birthdate: I dont know probably a thursday..
Birthplace: My mothers uterus
Current Location: To freemanson's right
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 foot one
Weight: under 15 stone
Piercings: none....
Tatoos: if there's one on my ass... it's news to me
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none
Overused Phraze: Cover your teeth with your lips bitch.. what the fuck do you think i'm paying you for
FAVORITES
Food: Fish Taco
Candy: I've got some in my pocket lil girl
Number: here sadly 18... but maybe come election year.. we can drop it
Color: green
Animal: I've been called many things.. but sure why not
Drink: anything with roofies
Alcohol Drink: Bubblegum shots
Bagel: jalapeno
Letter: scarlet
Body Part on Opposite sex: mine
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi loses something when on a hooker's chest
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Whichever has a play area
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate.... sometimes behind the woodpile
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate.. see above.. oh yeah
Kiss or Hug: Kiss... not there.. be more creative
Dog or Cat: I love me some pussy
Rap or Punk: I aint nobody's punk
Summer or Winter: Summer.. more bikinis
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies
Love or Money: I've tried getting love first.. doesnt work.. money
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i pass out from too much masturbation
Most Missed Memory: uh... i cant remember
Best phyiscal feature: my wallet
First Thought Waking Up: fuckinn dick fairy didn't show again
Goal for this year: intercourse with every person to read this far on this questionaire
Best Friends: the assholes who are making me type this shit
Weakness: damsels in distress.. naked distress
Fears: .... incarceration for said damsels
Heritage: Welsh-nazi
Longest relationship: me and my hand have been together for awhile now
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: not since 6th grade
Ever beaten someone up: freemason was my lil bitch
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: sure
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesnt matter..
Favorite Hair Color: light brown..... and shaved down undah
Short or Long: long
Height: waist high is good
Style: waist high is good
Looks or Personality: depends if the light are on or off
Hot or Cute cute... hot comes only from good packaging
Drugs and Alcohol: whatever it takes to nail them
Muscular or Really Skinny: thin enough to hold up to a light and see if they still have an intact hymen
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: whiskey drowns my regrets
What country do you want to Visit: Thailand
How do you want to Die: while being deepthroated by a hooker one fourth my age
Been to the Mall Lately: yes... i'm already looking for that hooker
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes they are relaxing
Get along with your Parents: sure
Health Freak: hell no.... chocolate ice cream is a food group right?
Do you think your Attractive: I could be the knight of flowers in the dark
Believe in Yourself: um.. uh... yes?
Want to go to College: not again
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: not often
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: god i hope not
Do you Sing: sometimes....
Want to get Married: it's a little sudden.. but i accept
Do you want Children: mine or other peoples?
Have your future kids names planned out: trojan.. ramasis... and magnum+rubberbands
Hate anyone: right wing christian assholes... and my grandmother
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