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victor guyton

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About Me

All my life people been sleepin on me. All that has come to an end! Funny is who i am AND what i do! i got kicked out of school for cracking jokes! YES!..THEY WERE THAT BAD! not really i was rippin in school before i knew what rippin was! my classmates came to class to see me crack jokes and get kicked out of class! now i get paid for it?! now ive learned to hone my craft and i believe that God has gifted me to be a complete comedian! i can do improv comedy, scripted comedy(material) and i can do tailor made comedy for ANY event! give me some info about the person place or thing and i can design a show about it saying what you want and making it funny! not alot of comedians performing today can do that! i have performed everywhere from the church to the club while maintaining the high level of laughter! my first stand up show was in church! the pastor said "i was a mix with sinbad and richard pryor!" i claim and receive that! i was cohost of Voices and Vibes a poetry/spoken word/variety show in ft.lauderdale where i did a DIFFERENT 30 min set EVERY WEEK! come on now! who's doing that today?! i'm not bragging but this section is about me! im very versatile and GUARANTEED TO BRING THE FUNNY! each show is different and unique! "like catching lightning in a bottle!" (a comedian actually said that) im not tethered down by my "set." i can do clean or not and you wont miss the funny! so if you need to add funny to ANY event give me a call!!! i can host your event also! i told you im versatile!!! check out my street interviews and see for yourself! DVD coming soon! ..

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folk who dont mind putting you in contact with the people who can help you get where youre going! and who dont mind doing it!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: victor guyton
Birthday: 11-24-69
Birthplace: miami
Current Location: atlanta
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black leaning on grey
Height: 5'10 and as many inches i can get away with
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im doing
Your Heritage: uh to yours too
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: no its your highness
Your Fears: not fulfilling my potiential
Your Perfect Pizza: one with halle berry on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make 10 million dollars
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hell naw
Thoughts First Waking Up: thank you Jesus im not in jail!
Your Best Physical Feature: ive been told its my eyes but i also heard its my p-man
Your Bedtime: when i go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: i try not to look back to much
Pepsi or Coke: whichever wants to pay me
MacDonalds or Burger King: fries is 1 sandwich is the other
Single or Group Dates: whos payin
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla: loves me some chocolate sistas
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yeah wack comics
Do you Swear: hell naw
Do you Sing: because im happy i sing because im free
Do you Shower Daily: not if its cold outside
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: been there twice...hated it
Do you belive in yourself: more times than not
Do you get Motion Sickness: not when im creepin on a come up
Do you think you are Attractive: if you tilt your head and close your eyes i am
Are you a Health Freak: my freakin days are over
Do you get along with your Parents: who argues with dead people
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah when theyre not round my house
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' i play the clitori-phone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: unfortunately
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah wack comics
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no sir your honor
In the past month have you gone on a Date: is this my wife doin this
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: this is my wife
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dam girl you gone tell everybody
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: i wish
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: are you serious if i get any smaller id be a ken doll
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that i could remember
Ever been Drunk: unfortunately
Ever been called a Tease: been called alot of things but tease aint 1
Ever been Beaten up: im from miami what you think alot of times
Ever Shoplifted: only when provoked
How do you want to Die: old but not vaginally i wont let it kill me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a funny philanthropist
What country would you most like to Visit: jamaica jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares i dont like boy/girls
Favourite Hair Color: natural
Short or Long Hair: whatever matches her face and head
Height: i like to climb trees like michael jackson
Weight: poportioned
Best Clothing Style: sundress damit man!
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont know how many youve taken
Number of CDs I own: how the hell im posed to know
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not starting stand up comedy earlier

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My Blog

The Called

I received a revelation that some of you may have gotten already but i'll share for those who havent. Many are called but few are chosen! the called were called to be a witness or audience members to ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 18:28:00 GMT

my last year voting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who really elects the POTUS? Electors. Who picks electors you ask? The process for selecting electors varies throughout the United States. Generally, the political parties nominate electors at their S...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:16:00 GMT

street interviews

in a world with unemployment at an all time high with gas prices even higher we got to thank God that laughter is still free!!!! victor guyton is the next king of comedy!!!
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:07:00 GMT

reality tv show

i got the best idea for a reality tv show! its guaranteed to put the other ones to shame! i just have got to get it in the hands of someone who can do something with it. its a hit 4 sure! so if you kn...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:34:00 GMT

PIMPIN

..> im tired of all these comedy clubs pimpin the up and coming comics! they ring the bell! belching out commands "comics come sign up for this "contest"!" "bring 1,000 paying guest and we'll "give"...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:35:00 GMT