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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: victor guyton
Birthday: 11-24-69
Birthplace: miami
Current Location: atlanta
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black leaning on grey
Height: 5'10 and as many inches i can get away with
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im doing
Your Heritage: uh to yours too
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: no its your highness
Your Fears: not fulfilling my potiential
Your Perfect Pizza: one with halle berry on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make 10 million dollars
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hell naw
Thoughts First Waking Up: thank you Jesus im not in jail!
Your Best Physical Feature: ive been told its my eyes but i also heard its my p-man
Your Bedtime: when i go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: i try not to look back to much
Pepsi or Coke: whichever wants to pay me
MacDonalds or Burger King: fries is 1 sandwich is the other
Single or Group Dates: whos payin
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla: loves me some chocolate sistas
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yeah wack comics
Do you Swear: hell naw
Do you Sing: because im happy i sing because im free
Do you Shower Daily: not if its cold outside
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: been there twice...hated it
Do you belive in yourself: more times than not
Do you get Motion Sickness: not when im creepin on a come up
Do you think you are Attractive: if you tilt your head and close your eyes i am
Are you a Health Freak: my freakin days are over
Do you get along with your Parents: who argues with dead people
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah when theyre not round my house
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' i play the clitori-phone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: unfortunately
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah wack comics
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no sir your honor
In the past month have you gone on a Date: is this my wife doin this
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: this is my wife
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dam girl you gone tell everybody
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: i wish
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: are you serious if i get any smaller id be a ken doll
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that i could remember
Ever been Drunk: unfortunately
Ever been called a Tease: been called alot of things but tease aint 1
Ever been Beaten up: im from miami what you think alot of times
Ever Shoplifted: only when provoked
How do you want to Die: old but not vaginally i wont let it kill me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a funny philanthropist
What country would you most like to Visit: jamaica jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares i dont like boy/girls
Favourite Hair Color: natural
Short or Long Hair: whatever matches her face and head
Height: i like to climb trees like michael jackson
Weight: poportioned
Best Clothing Style: sundress damit man!
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont know how many youve taken
Number of CDs I own: how the hell im posed to know
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not starting stand up comedy earlier
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