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Then I will offer you advice
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Now drag it so the words highlightWhat's up? Hello! How's it going?
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Me in glee and smiling, posing
Shouldn't you be sleeping, dozing?Anyway, about myself
I don't drive without my belt
Buckled in and safely shut
A ticket for that would be fuckedI'm Asian and I'm twenty-three
What kind? Well I'm Vietnamese
I skateboard; I can spin with ease
I hate it when I hit my kneesA writer's what I hope to be
Writing jokes and poetry
Allow it to take hold of me
Let everybody know of meI live inside my head; I dream
I get free coffee and ice cream
I'm always single, so it seems
I love to yell to let out steamI drive a Honda Element
I washed it once and felt a dent
I don't know who the hell had sent
Their car door flying into itI'm into stand-up comedy
Come out if you want to see
Jokes I've written about my name
Some are funny, some are lameI speak about the Japanese
They have wacky technology
I'm not surprised at all if we
See them make a ball of cheese
That's evil it would go make haste
And lay America to waste
I know that they are still annoyed
From Fat Man and the Little BoyEnough of this, it's long enough
Writing rhymes is fucking tough
If you have read it all, congrats!
Add me to your friends we'll chat
Maggie Loves Me!
Isaac told me to post this because I look like a Mexican. Fucker!
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