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Chris

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a deep thinker with a passion for self-expression through the written word; a self-educated savant with a controversial tongue, and often known as the conversation starter in a room full of strangers. I can find a smile on the saddest face, and sway even the most difficult personality. I enjoy challenge, choose health over self-destruction, and believe that the mind God gave us is our greatest asset. Now, aside from being all those things, I also have a minor in BS, and can occasionally be caught watching Saturday morning cartoons while drinking milk straight from the jug. Anything else you want to know...just hit the "send message" option on your screen. Thanks, and have a great day. -CS

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Real people who understand friendship, are trustworthy...and embrace life like I do.

Chris' Entourage
I have 56 friends...until someone cuts my ass.

Antonia

Matt

Jay

Jeff

Sarah

Lisa

Ashlea

~jess~

Ivie

Bill

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My Blog

P90X  Day 1

So, Im pretty much done with the Y these days. Its not that Im too lazy to go really. Its just that, once I step through those glass doors in the morning and the cold reality of where I am final...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 12:45:00 GMT

"The Near Death of a Salesman"

Friday afternoon and I'm tossing and turning, restless from a toothache, pulsating, even an hour after downing two Tylenol pm's. Finally giving up on sleep, I wander to the mailbox for my daily fiftee...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:15:00 GMT

"The Last Day of Sane Living"

Over the years, I've discovered that when you make a sound decision to evolve from the 9-5 rhetoric, and forge ahead into a life of little responsibility and lucid working hours, suddenly something ha...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:27:00 GMT

"Restless Warrior"

Three weeks since I reluctantly departed the sunny state, and I just can't shake the experience. Here, back home now I try to focus on writing, work, and other domestic nonsense, but at night when thi...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:35:00 GMT

"When in Rome..."

Okay, for those of you I didn't chain up in a chair, gag, pour gasoline over, and hover a stick-match across your lap while bestowing the adventures of my recent escape to Florida...then here it is, k...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:19:00 GMT

The Last Temptation of Chris

Well, I know it's so cliché, but I did it anyway. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's eve...I made a resolution, a promise to myself for which I MUST fulfill in the true spirit of the holiday; for...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:36:00 GMT

"So...What Now?"

Ya know, I remember when getting older was something really cool, and every day was like a countdown to a new age of freedom. We had goals back then, as each significant year reached...was like openin...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:33:00 GMT

"Mr. Vacation Guy"

When I was younger, I looked upon the future with great ambition and glory, kinda like King Leonidas right before he led his 300 shirtless men out to battle. Only thing is...I didn't really have 300 s...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:36:00 GMT

"The Accidental Eavesdrop"

I've always believed that the best conversations&were the one's I was never a part of, but&did get to listen in on. lol. And what fascinates me most about the accidental eavesdrop&is the brutal honest...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:43:00 GMT

"No name... fair game"

Okay, for those of you who don't know what my job is like, please let me bring you up to speed. For the most part... it's pretty boring; boring up until the time I direct GMFS, that is. So basically.....
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:30:00 GMT