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Jy Harris

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm better than you cause I'm me. But don't worry, cause to you, you're a me which makes you better than me cause now you're a me and I'm a you! Get it? Perspective you bitches!

My Interests

I like to hang out with people who "NEED to watch the OC" and feel a surge of joy while viewing wrestling or any program based on absurdly modifying vehicles. I wait for them to get up to get a "cold can of man liquid" and proceed to shoot them with their own gun in their facial vagina hole.

I'd like to meet:

All the vegans of the planet Earth in one safe location. I would then spread fatal human communicable diseases amongst the remaining population, to ensure a fresh start for a humane, compassionate world devoid of blase cruelty.Also, Super Dave Osborne. What a nut!!!

Music:

Radiohead. Beastie Boys. Wolfmother. A point of note: 'Suite: Judy Blue Eyes' by Crosby, Stills and Nash is the most beautiful song ever created and if everyone listened to it, stress levels would plummet exponentially.

Movies:

Endless Summer 2, The Goonies, Back to the Future, GUMMO. Also, Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies. I haven't seen it, but it stars Scott Baio, talking babies and me as a hologram who serves iced delights to vocal infants in order to pay my fucking rent!

Television:

The ONLY worthwhile television: the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, South Park and anything on A+E dealing with justice in a documentary fashion. If you have watched Dog: The Bounty Hunter or Inked MORE than once, I hope you give birth to your next offspring "Alien Style".

Books:

Life of Pi, A Painted House and that crazy yarn, the Bible. All great works of FICTION (This sentence will get me sent to the couch of hell by a certain red goddess).

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever saved a burning baby from the frightful scourge known as fire gets a free ticket into my "Heroes" file.