I like to hang out with people who "NEED to watch the OC" and feel a surge of joy while viewing wrestling or any program based on absurdly modifying vehicles. I wait for them to get up to get a "cold can of man liquid" and proceed to shoot them with their own gun in their facial vagina hole.
All the vegans of the planet Earth in one safe location. I would then spread fatal human communicable diseases amongst the remaining population, to ensure a fresh start for a humane, compassionate world devoid of blase cruelty.Also, Super Dave Osborne. What a nut!!!
Radiohead. Beastie Boys. Wolfmother. A point of note: 'Suite: Judy Blue Eyes' by Crosby, Stills and Nash is the most beautiful song ever created and if everyone listened to it, stress levels would plummet exponentially.
Endless Summer 2, The Goonies, Back to the Future, GUMMO. Also, Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies. I haven't seen it, but it stars Scott Baio, talking babies and me as a hologram who serves iced delights to vocal infants in order to pay my fucking rent!
The ONLY worthwhile television: the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, South Park and anything on A+E dealing with justice in a documentary fashion. If you have watched Dog: The Bounty Hunter or Inked MORE than once, I hope you give birth to your next offspring "Alien Style".
Life of Pi, A Painted House and that crazy yarn, the Bible. All great works of FICTION (This sentence will get me sent to the couch of hell by a certain red goddess).
Anyone who has ever saved a burning baby from the frightful scourge known as fire gets a free ticket into my "Heroes" file.