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Connie Lingus

more crack than a plumber's arse!

About Me

Shy and emotive, geeky and cool, sexy and innocent, lactose intolerant and gaseous...er..I dunno. I am a healer and listener by day and I like to sing dance, drink at night. I used to do MJ impressions but that's not my thing anymore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqW5vL06rUg

My Interests

Being messy, spilling stuff on new clothes then perseverating on it til it doesn't matter. KAREOKE, rapping, running, tap dancing, yoga and skipping. Speaking French or Siswati. Niya kustanza bhuti..kakhulu. KHULuma nawe nkosi. Being alone and being with other people. EATING. Reading all types of stuff. Toyota Corollas.

I'd like to meet:

Artistic folks...singers, dancers, actors, candle stick makers. Anyone who has realised that you have to do whatever in hell you want whether you'll get paid for it or not. Also folks who like to talk about deep shit.***WARNING: As of late I been getting requests via email to partake in nudey photos, discuss one's sexual dysfunctions & fantasies and/or be involved in the former. I realize our society has an often dysfunctional view of sexuality and therefore knowing where the boundaries are can be difficult. Therefore I am setting a boundary: DON'T contact me with your dirrty deeds done dirt cheap, this is neither my interest nor my specialty.....you dig?

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Music:

For all you fly motha's out there...get out there and dance...dance I said!. Unfortunately for all those saying mainstream music is the demise of the music, I have to say I LOVE top forty (I sometimes prentend I am part of Destiny's Child) I also like Kwaito, especially Brenda. I love Men at Work, supertramp, tragically hip, ben harper, nat king cole, frank sinatra, ACDC. Any traditional music too sung in some other language (geez that's descriptive).

Movies:

I love that movie "NORMAL"...great friggin story. Wizard of Oz, Anne of Green Gables (fuck..practically anything that was on CBC between 1982-1992). Clerks, chasing amy, shall we dance (original japanese version), Revenge of the Sith, Superbad, ...I really can't remember alot of movie titles.

Television:

STAR TREK, bad reality TV, Inside the actors studio, mr dressup, sex and the city, queer as folk, law and order, Simpsons, TPBOYS, former kids in the hall fanatic......l love you chicken lady.

Books:

Anything by bell hooks....every chapter, every sentence is like a major event. Ann Tyler, Dan Millman, Inga Muscio (love that book CUNT). Most New Brunswick authors spin out a few good diddys too...go David Adams Richards. Love Iyanla Vanzant and Rhumi too

Heroes:

bell hooks, Iyanla Vanzant, Nelson Mandela, nurses, my mom and dad and my friends...oh yeah..that one handed drummer from Deaf Leopard.

My Blog

D word

Geez...today I have heard so much about dieting around my office that I think it has made me nauseous.  I don't like this talk, I find it unerving.  Don't get me wrong...In the past I have h...
Posted by Connie Lingus on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:47:00 PST

I am so bored!!!

Uugghhh! I am so gosh darn bored at work right now; I feel so hyperactive I cannot stand it.  I am supposed to be typing some arduous health report and I would rather be eating glass......
Posted by Connie Lingus on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

Poetry shiznit

I thought the more I get the more I am Just one more thing and then I will be "this" The shoes, the sandwich, the lover, will be giving me ample bliss I lost one of the shoes, the sandwich had bad may...
Posted by Connie Lingus on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

There is no place like home.....bye: "boy "in nb slang)

I think I am losing it....or maybe I am gaining it! I dunno one thing's for sure is that I feel weird.   I decided, mainly because I missed the folks that gave me birth, to visit my homeland...
Posted by Connie Lingus on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:36:00 PST

For those trying to be more responsible....

Hello....those that are trying to be more responsible....I get a sense that if you consider yourself in the afore mentioned group, you are already too responsible. So please liberate yourself. It ha...
Posted by Connie Lingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST