Flirting, Humiliation, Crooning, Gettin' Frisky
Burlesque performers, rollergirls, circus freaks, fucked up bands, fucked up artists, super heroes, pin-up girls, luchadors, cam whores, contestants, fake celebrites, fetish models, puppets, drag queens, crusty punks, mentalists, political leaders, geeks, killer clowns, kitties, dominatrixes and basically just a nice girl to settle down with and have a bunch of bastard children.
Well, lately I've been rockin' out to Who Cares, Mr. Plow, The Heartaches Razz Band, The Jazz Nazis, The Joint Cheifs, JohNNy SiZZle, The Meat Department, the Butthole Surfers, Esmerelda Strange, Beastial Cunt, Blackie Leblanc and the White Niggers, The Cryptos, Sack Blabath, Fat Joe Satan, The Wet Spots, SkaBOOM, The Tiger Lillies, Limegold, The Dresden Dolls, Alley Mattress, The Young Professionals, Ween, Richard Cheese and of course Hotrod Scaryoke with wendythirteen. Everything else fuckin' blows.
Quite frankly I've lost interest in cinema since the death of Melody Mangler's Movie Mondays.
TV rots your brain... like it's crack cocaine. That being said I'm a big fan of the Simpsons, the Trailer Park Boys, Kids in the Hall, the Price is Right, Doctor Who, Rescue Me, Twin Peaks, Archie Bunker, the Colbert Report and lots of other shit. But I draw the line at fucking reality shows. Hire some fucking writers and actors you cockass corporate hacks!
Anything banned, burned or that comes in its own plastic wrapper.
Bob Barker, G.G. Allin