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Kabuki Guns Burlesque

High class with sass entertainment!

About Me

The KGB was never this much fun! Forget about all those big fur hats and sour pusses! Calgary's premier and original burlesque troupe was born in January of 2003 to instructor/choreographer Bunny Bunnotzi, and Kabuki Guns Burlesque has been movin', shimmyin' and shakin' all over ever since.
Reminiscent of the world's first bellydancer come burlesque star Little Egypt, the troupe's founder is a classically trained bellydancer extraordinaire. Mesmerizing Calgary's unsuspecting diners by night, and instructing her hip shakin' mamas in the fine art by day, she has truly made a living for the last 13 years using those hips. And those hips keep on going as Bunny Bunnotzi has returned from the other side of the planet to entertain Canadian audiences once again.
Though there are many faces and interpretations of burlesque, the KGB's mission is to bring an "authentic as possible without having actually been there ourselves" (jeez, we're not THAT old) peek at the sultry and saucy art form affectionately known as the "striptease" to our audiences.
With a teeny bit of a history lesson at the start of each show (it's an educational program don't ya know?!) Kabuki Guns Burlesque aims to bring the audience back in time to an era when there was still a little mystery, a little intrigue left to sex and sexuality. Think the dirty jazz, gangster ridden naughtiness of 1930's prohibition times. How about the swingin' big band, wholesome patriotism of a post wartime 1940's? Conjure up the bump and grind of a burgeoning Las Vegas in the 1950's. Perhaps you prefer the swagger and cool of the mod laced go-go craze of the 1960's?
From specifically themed shows, to corporate events, to eye candy and dancin' dollies for bands, the KGB have an extensive tickle trunk full of costumes, a girl for every mood, and more numbers than Albert freakin' Einstein would know what to do with. Introducing the belles of the ball; Cherry Whip, Daisy DeVille, Whiskey Sour, Holli Day, Lacey Gunsmoke, Niara deMasque, Dusty Tops, our lovely "pick up artist" Paige Turner, emcee Saphire and of course, our founder, Bunny Bunnotzi. A special thanks to our wardrobe mistress Gigi and our seamstress Miss Lily Love!
Camp, comedy, cabaret, glitz, glamour, farce, vaudeville, theatre, dancing, drinking, daring, risque, not raunchy...BURLESQUE...high class with sass entertainment Kabuki Guns style!!

The KGB would like to thank our sponsors... Lit Cosmetics, Killing Game Apparel, Oceana Clothing & Wigs and Tammi Kahn Photography at www.tammik.ca
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Saturday December 1, Private show, Molson/Coors Light Mystery Mansion Friday January 25 2008, Tantra Nightclub & Lounge, featured performance in 'Lips, Hips and Dolls' competition Saturday January 26 2008, The Distillery Public House, KGB 4th Birthday and fundraiser with special guests: The Hardtails, Hurricane Felixx & The Southern Twisters, The Ramblin' Ambassadors Friday February 22, Molson/Coors Light Private Function - Secret Location! Friday March 7, Tantra Nightclub & Lounge, Femme Fatale Carnivale Saturday March 15, Private 30th Birthday party Monday March 17, Richmond's Pub, St. Paddy's Day Extravaganza Monday March 17, Republik, Live w/ Hurricane Felix and the Southern Twisters Saturday April 5, Sunday April 6 (2008), Taboo Naughty But Nice Sex Show, Red Deer Saturday April 12, The Grand, Shanghai'd Saturday May 3, Booker's BBQ Grill & Crab Shack, Private Stagette Friday May 9, Broken City CIRQUE DE BURLESQUE with Plaid Tongued Devils Sunday May 18, Flames Central, James Muritich Fundraiser with Forbidden Dimension, Von Zippers, Matt Masters, Smokin' 45's & Black Top 5 Saturday June 7th, Private 40th birthday party Saturday June 21, Chinese Cultural Center, PRIDE Saturday July 12, Republik, RED NECK CAR WASH with The Hardtails, Black Coffee Cowboys, Hurricane Felix & The Southern Twisters, Smokin' 45's, Black Dirt of the West and 20 girls washing cars!! July 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, The Crazy Horse Saloon @ 7pm August 8 & 9, The Plaza Theatre with Priscilla Queen of the Desert, pre show @ 11:30PM August 29, 30, 31 (2008), Calgary Tattoo Convention, Roundup Centre Calgary CONTACT KABUKI GUNS BURLESQUE @ 403-283-2921

My Interests

Corsets and candy, frilly panties and frocks, tassles and twirling, lipstick and lashes, seamed stockings running down into ridiculously high heels, glitter and gold lame, gloves and industrial sized glue guns, a tipple or two, top hats and low brow, bra's and bodaciousness, garters with gusto, gems and gentlemen, dancin', romancin', lovin em and leavin em, high steppin' and strollin', laughin' and leerin', can can and carousin' and causin' fireworks!

I'd like to meet:

He or she or he/she's, we're not fussy, who appreciate a time before collagen and silicone. A time when strip tease was more about the tease than the strip. Those who have a wicked sense of humour, a daring sense of fashion, and a maddening penchant for gin.
We love freaks, geeks, contortionists, dancers, singers, swingers and heart stealers!

Music:

Anything that makes you wanna shake a tailfeather or throw a hip out tryin'!

We KNOW these bands are good 'cause we've danced for them, you should check 'em out...Hawksley Workman, Southern Culture On The Skids, The Ramblin Ambassadors, The Neckers, The Deadcats, Smokin' 45's, Agriculture Club, The Hip City Blues Combo, Hot Little Rocket, Helvis, The Cryptomaniacs, Hurricane Felix and the Southern Twisters and Big John Bates & the Voodoo Dolls.

Movies:

The genius that was Russ Meyer.

Television:

Tele-what? We're particularly partial to the Careers TV episode that featured the Kabuki Guns!

Books:

Put down the book Sugar, come see the dancing girls!

Heroes:

Sally Rand, Kitty West, Little Egypt, Lily St Cyr, Lydia Thompson, Josephene Baker, Tempest Storm, Blaze Starr, Gypsy Rose Lee, Bettie Page, Carmen Miranda, Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Ginger Rogers, Cyd Charisse, The Rockettes, Jayne Mansfield, Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, Veronica Lake, Mae West, Jane Russell, Jean Harlow, Marilyn Monroe, Wanda Jackson, Janis Martin, Lavern Baker, Ruth Brown, Big Mama Thorton, Big Maybelle, Kitty Wells, Patsy Cline, Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, Diana Ross, Darlene Love, Debby Harry, Chrisie Hynde, Siouxsie Sioux, Joan Jett....and SO many more.

My Blog

City TV Coverage of Kabuki Guns Burlesque

Keep an eye out on CityTV for KGB coverage on Saturday, June 10, at 6:30 PM MDT or on Monday, June 12, at 12:30 PM MDT.  
Posted by Kabuki Guns Burlesque on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

Kabuki Guns Burlesque & Femme Fatal Carnivale FFWD Weekly

Vol. 11 #13: Thursday, March 9, 2006 THEATREby FFWD WRITER Magic tricks and vaginasFemme Fatale Carnivale adds mystery to sex >>PREVIEWFEMME FATALE CARNIVALEThursday, March 168 ...
Posted by Kabuki Guns Burlesque on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:20:00 PST

Kabuki Guns Burlesque Original Artwork created by Hide and Seek Tattoo

Tattoo H-Bomb Kabuki Guns Buresque is very greatful for the original artwork given to us by Heather MacLean owner of HIde and Seek Tattoo. Drop by for a visit: HIDEANDSEEKARTWORKS.COM tattoos pai...
Posted by Kabuki Guns Burlesque on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:00:00 PST

KabukiArt

The fanfreakintastic KGB logo was designed by a favorite artist of ours, Steve a.k.a. SixDollarSpecial. If you'd like to contact him you should go here.... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseact...
Posted by Kabuki Guns Burlesque on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:20:00 PST