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About Me

There's a great deal to be said about the great Shanghai Fred...not much that's any good but at least there's something. Apart from being a serial and unashamed casual flirt with a passion for any fit heavy breasted female dressed in black lingerie I live by the "live and let live" rule of life just as long as it doesn't harm anything...well what's the point eh?...life's just way too short...even shorter if you take too much notice of all of these health guru's!Keep your rock n' roll safe my friends and thanks for reading this far down!Mucho thank you'sShanghai Fred xxx

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My Interests

Ah now this is the part where I get to list all of the things that interest me?...Oh well let's keep it clean for now, let's try bidding ..s and loads of crap on Ebay, playing my guitar, writing begging letters, farting in crowded elevators, getting out of work on time or finding a way out of getting out of work entirely,being a general pain in the arse, telephone flirting did I mention a complete addiction to iced doughnuts?...um....what else?....putting disgusting ringtones on friends mobile phones without telling them and setting it as their default tone, shaving eyebrows off of partied out sleeping drunks...um...well there is more but I'm keeping it clean here y'know? ..

I'd like to meet:

A plumber with reasonable rates, my dog Fatty (RIP) anyone with a story to tell, the shop assistant who will sell me my winning lottery ticket and the queen to enquire if her knee length skirts still turn Prince Philip on?

Music:

1950's Rock n Roll and anything that moves me but definitly NOT James Blunt or the Eaglezzzzzzzz...the magnificent Ava Golding (yeah)Marti Brom, Sue Moreno, Robbie Williams, Amy Winehouse, Ray Gelato,Elvis Presley, Gene Vincent, Sam Cooke King Pleasure & The Biscuit Boys, Blue Harlem, Katie Melua, MIKE SANCHEZ, Brian Setzer,Tarheel Slim, Dion, Muddy Waters The Hives, Lou Reed, Northern Soul

Movies:

Goodfella's, Shawshank Redemption, Strictly Ballroom, Hairspray, Pink Flamingo's or anything by John Waters, My Cousin Vinny, Batman, The Buddy Holly Story, Ben Hur, Cool Hand Luke, Quadraphenia, Scum, The Girl Can't Help It, Brubaker, Downfall, Carry On Follow That Camel, Enter The Dragon, The Devil Rides Out, King Creole!

Television:

Emmerdale, Goldenballs, The Weakest Link.

Books:

Viz, Bizarre Magazine, To Kill A Mockingbird,

Heroes:

Elvis Presley, Batman, the inventors of roast chicken potato crisps and soft toilet tissue, Ron jeremy, Johnny Rotton, Pete Burns, Bertrand Russell...ah just give me a few names of people who did good and I'll just add them on...fake pseudo intellectual at work here!

My Blog

Herbs

The great Shanghai Fred has gone herbal!As far as I'm currently aware it's now been nearly four years that the great Shanghai Fred has suffered with psoriasis.Psoriasis is a skin complaint, overactive...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 02:18:00 PST

Fame

The great Shanghai Fred has had an idea!Actually to be a little more precise more of a putting together a selection of random thoughts and seeing what comes out and it is, with a great sense of tongue...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:11:00 PST

Buying

It wasn't the fact that there was a slight chill in the air yesterday morning when the great Shanghai Fred made his usual zoned out way to work and neither was it that the leaves on the tree's are now...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:48:00 PST

Changes

Of late the great Shanghai Fred has been wrestling with his thoughts since his hometown became the site of the 2012 Olympic games. Well when I say "wrestling" let's say more of a girly handbag swingin...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:09:00 PST

Beryl

The great Shanghai Fred is of a very happy and somewhat fulfilled disposition as of the moment&.Regular observers of this self indulgent part of my Myspace will know that if at all, it takes something...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:19:00 PST

Repetition

I think I'd be right in saying that it's been a fair old while since I last put my disturbingly jaded and cynical views down. Come to think of it and being totally honest here I've not had neither the...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:01:00 PST

Talent

The great Shanghai Fred is alive and well and finally back online!Being offline has been a liberating experience one way or another, with no internet meant that I could do the things I used to do befo...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:48:00 PST

Shanghai Fred Offline Soon

The great Shanghai Fred has an announcement to make& As of Friday 13th (yich what a day) of June I will be offline for a while, actually a month give or take a week. The reason is that due to my inte...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:10:00 PST

Angry

The great Shanghai Fred is changing&.and not for the better either!For a fair while now, I've noticed a few things, actually scrub that, a lot of things about myself that I have particularly found rat...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

Impulses

The first sightings of spring have finally arrived&Anaemic looking cleavages are now on show, new tattoo's are now exposed, car soft tops are down throbbing down the high street with their in car audi...
Posted by Shanghai Fred on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:59:00 PST