SURFING GOOGLE IMAGES FOR WEIRD SHIT... surfing YouTube for ancient 80's rockabilly filmclips eg. The Polecats SHOPPING.... ART getting pissed.... TRYING FOOD SAMPLES IN SHOPPING CENTRES ESPECIALLY ANY UNIDENTIFIED MEAT PRODUCTS... red lipstick.... PHOTOGRAPHY - Particulary Black&White/Erotic PIN-UP & BURLESQUE.... ATTENDING & HOSTING FANCY DRESS PARTIES.... WATCHING 'RAGE' AT 2am IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT 'ONE DAY' THEY WILL HAVE A ROCKABILLY/SKA SPECIAL.... meerkats, giant sea otters, cats & caramel-faced gibbons, giant rabbits, pugs, french bulldogs... BUYING VINTAGE/VINTAGE INSPIRED CLOTHING, HAIR STUFF, ETC READING STUFF... annoying my husband... SITTING IN COFFEE SHOPS AND STARING AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY HURRIEDLY MOVE AWAY...waving at strangers from my car as if I know them... DANCING - LINDYHOP, ROCKABILLY, BOPPING, STROLLING, WRECKING,SKANKING,THE NUTBUSH, & THE DRUNKEN 80s NEW WAVE DANCE, THE ZORCH BOP,DRUNKEN BULESQUE & IMPERSONATING 'FERGIE FROM THE BLACK EYED PEAS SINGING 'MY HUMP' "The Far Side" comics FINDING STRANGE PULP FICTION/ALBUM COVERS Collecting 1950s stuff CREATIVE THE 'ULTIMATE' MIXED TAPE IN MY IPOD Quoting "Little Britain" (badly..especially Anne) FORGETING WHAT I'VE TOLD PEOPLE & REPEATING THE SAME STORIE 10 TIMES. Reading my monthly issue of "Empire" magazine THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY YEAR IS WHEN I GET TO BUY MY NEW CALENDER AND I TRANSFER THE BIRTHDAYS & EVENTS ONTO THE NEW ONE FROM THE OLD.Sigh Bliss. Hanging washing on the clothesline.
IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OFFENDED BY INAPPROPRIATE HUMOUR DIRECTED AT MINORITY GROUPS, THE DISABLED, RELIGION, THE GENERAL PUBLIC & Llamas I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU HIT ESCAPE NOW & FIND A MYSPACE FRIEND WHO WILL SEND YOU IMAGES OF CUTE GLITTERY PUPPIES & KITTIES. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SARCASM OR BITTERNESS, IF TALK OF POO & CYSTS MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN, MY STRONG SUGGESTION IS THAT YOU LEAVE NOW!
THE BANDS THAT ARE GETTING A THRASHING ON MY IPOD AT THE MOMENT ARE: TOY DOLLS. THE PRESETS THE FRANTIC FLINTSTONES.
I HAVE RECENTLY WATCHED THE FOLLOWING FILMS: "1408" - STARTS OFF QUITE EERIE & SPOOKY AND JOHN CUSACK IS HIS USUAL FABNESS - THEN IT VERY QUICKLY PLUMMETS INTO STUPID UNSCARY SHITE. 5/10. "NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN" EXCELLENT MOVIE. THE BAD DUDE IS AMAZING. THE DIALOUGE IS AMAZING AND THE ENDING.... WELL THE ENDING IS.....8/10. "CLUBLAND" - FANTASTIC AUSTRALIAN COMEDY/DRAMA. I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING & BAWLED MY EYES OUT. THE RETARDED SON IS THE BEST! 9/10. "DEATHPROOF" - MAY JUST GO DOWN AS ONE OF THE WORST, MOST DISAPPOINTING FILMS I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT IS UP THERE WITH "LITTLE NICKY" AS ONE OF THE CRAPPEST MOVIES. THE ONLY REASON IT GOT ANY POINTS FROM ME IS BECAUSE THE LAST 10 MINUTES IS GOOD & THE KIWI CHICK IS GREAT. 2/10.
MY FAVOURITE TV SHOWS:BLACK BOOKS. DEXTER. HARVEY BIRDMAN - ATTORNEY AT LAW. I AM NOT AN ANIMAL. THE FAST SHOW. LITTLE BRITAIN. SPICKS AND SPECKS AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.
I HAVE JUST FINISHED READING "THE ANATOMY OF MOTIVE' - REALLY GOOD BOOK ABOUT PROFILING OF SERIAL KILLERS.I AM ABOUT TO BEGIN READING 'FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN' - IT SOUNDS REALLY INTERESTING.
THE MEN I LOVE.......MY MAN MICK (THE BIG FELLA)MAGICAL TREAVOR JIMMY STEWART. TROY McLURE. ZAPP BRANNIGAN. SLURMS McKENZIE. THE CRIPS. HAN SOLO. TONY BARBER. PAUL NEWMAN.