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About Me



UPCOMING SHOWS AND APPEARANCES:

Coaster's in WHitehorse (Yukon) July 4/5

Sweet Soul Burlesque at Pemberton Music Festival July 26/27

Sweet Soul Burlesque at Shambhala August 7 (RockPit)

NOTE: Please forgive the temporary absence of www.crystalprecious.com... it is currently being INSANELY sass-injected and will return late summer in true CP neo-neon-pin-up-bloggy glory. It's kinda taking awhile... but it'll be worth it!

***Also visit Sweet Soul Burlesque for full troupe and booking info***

I spend most of my time being a fabulous burlesque performer / producer. I'm pretty much the effin' sassiest bitch you'll ever meet. EVER. In life.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Corey Hart. Also peeps who can tell me how hot I am and buy me cheese. I especially like gear-heads (music and video gear makes me hot, ummkay??), confident boyz, chick in corsets and people possessing high levels of sass.

My Blog

My Blog is BACK at [email protected]...

'Sup Sasspots... SO MySpace got suuuper spammy there for awhile & I kinda got distracted... but I really miss blogging & if you liked my random bitching before, there's really no reason why you wouldn...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:43:00 GMT

FAAAACK, I totes got hacked....

... so yeah, totes sorry for all the involuntary spamming BS. Booooooo. Shouldn't be a problem anymore.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:45:00 GMT

I kinda feel that we will really enjoy this. Just slightly. Heh heh.

Hello Sassnuggets,SO. Crazy coupla' weeks! As some of you know we decided to relocate the BreakBeatBuddha show & SpiltMilk's PacJam event this month when the city sorta surprised us by wanting us to j...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:00 GMT

A "Salute" To Alexis UNIFORM PARTY November 17th at Dollhouse - Mmmmmm. Uniforms.

Werrrrd.Oktoburlesque was MADNESS. I love you all. Yes. Yes I do. Admit it, you've worn suspenders every day since then and you now drink everything out of steins. Heh heh. Let's keep 'em coming, shal...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 23:16:00 GMT

THE RETURN of Oktoburlesque...

Holy hot effin' Sassbuckets.To all those who came to the Blue Party: SO good. SO SO SO good. I'm dying of blue dreams inside. What a gorgeous, fabulous crowd from heaven. THANK YOU so so much to every...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:55:00 GMT

New Forms & Burlesque - la connection

Hey ya'll,I've had a few (supportive) sasspots for the burlesque community inquire about my involvement with New Forms New Media Arts Festival this year... mostly peeps just know that I generally keep...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:10:00 GMT

Its been a whole effin year.

To all the dear darling Dollhouse Sasspops (please forward far and wide),Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday we were all scrubbing blue paint off our high heels&& this one's gonna be BIG.Sweet...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:57:00 GMT

Exciting Dollhouse shizzle and My Big Fat Vacation. By CP.

For whatever reason it just hit me that I've been involved in one event or another continuously for 2 years. I think I need a little vacation. I LOVE what we do at Dollhouse, and I'm so lucky I get to...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:22:00 GMT

I’m sorry. But I NEED to get it out.

I really am sorry.I just NEED to have a moment about F^%&%&(*ing Starbucks. F&^$%K. So I'm coming home early in the morning from an all-nighter at the studio because, oh yeah, I'm a GIANT vampire. It'...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:21:00 GMT

A Random Stream of Consciousness - or I am a fucking VAMPIRE...

... but not the sucky kind. Just the kind that stays up all night COMPLETELY involuntarily and then thinks, hey, may as well do some work since I've now effed up my pattern and I may be sleeping tomor...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:02:00 GMT