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About Me

Malaika Millions
A pretty witty femme with a MariChismo twist.
CASUAL, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED,

"Lime In The Coconut Burletta" Malaika Millions
FTF Cabaret @ Lick Club August 25, 2007
I Adore this Burletta !
STINKMITT MUSIC VIDEO "MARILYN MONROE SLEEPOVER" -DIRECTOR: DARYL THOMPSON
-STARRING MALAIKA MILLIONS
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WHY SHE'S THE FAGGIEST LITTLE THING
YOU EVER DID SEE !!!
SHE'S SO FAGGY, SHE'S BEEN IN A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT DRAG QUEENS!
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WHAT EVER DOES MALAIKA MILLION DO ?
I'm an Entertainer / Producer ...
MALAIKA MILLIONS PRODUCTIONS...
I Host shows.... ie. Burlesque, Drag, Fashion, Etc....
I perform Classic Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque.
I do Improv Comedy and am working on numerous comedy acts.
I am an Actor.
I've co-created the first and only Boobie Marionnete Act..
called the "Big Bam Boobies"....
literally 2 sets of Triple D Tits on Strings within a Punch and Judy style stage
and Hilarious Storyline.
Pin-up Modeling and Location Modeling...
I'm a professional Party Favour.....
I produce/curate Cabarets
I do temporary talent management for Events, hiring and
organizing performers for Parties.
I'm trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording.
This allows me to edit Audio and Compose for Performance.
Sure I'll make a Music page someday...
I have on occasion , where the event or money is worthy
Impersonated Marilyn Monroe.
I am a Psychic Shopper. If you need a new style or a
particular thing, I have an uncanny knack of finding it quickly.
{almost anything, seriously, I'm good}
I am a Concept Artist!
Thinking outside the box is what I Do !
An Advertising Firm would be lucky to have me...
You need an original idea, I'm your girl.
{this subgenius dyslexic ADD brain is a Gold Mine}
I am occasionally a Muse {constantly amused} and a Writer / Poet.
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Burlesque / eMCee / Performer Bio
A Body Language Poetess Articulating her Titillating Assets, Malaika Millions takes her Words off in a Script-Tease Style that cannot be compared.

Studied in Poetry Performance and Impersonation her hybrid personality dazzles and surprises. A versatile performer of Hottlesque Cheezey Burlesque and Conceptual Satire Burlesque, this femme fatale is also a motorcycle riding, Chihuahua toting, Cute, but Vitriolic Vixen.

Shes got enough self-penned Quips to keep you Quoting long after the show.

Trained in Electro-Acoustic Composition and Location Recording she's also a Mighty Fine Audiosmith.

Formerly a Member of Sweet Soul Burlesque

...............................Cross Dorothy Parker with Marilyn Monroe
.............................Burlesque Dancer, Actor, Comedian, Model,

Vancouver, BC, Canada
Click on this Photos to Learn about the Short Film I was in.
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.............................. "My Ideas just might be more lucritive than my looks"
..............................she said with a castigating glance,
..............................like an officer of her own law
..............................drenched in her own power. " M.Millions
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Quipster, Hipster, Vintage Sister
Mac-a-phile, Technophile, Mender of the Disk Permissions
Greece Monkey, Coffee Junkie, Lusty Lesbian Lush,
Pretty Girl next door who invites you over for Tea, Oranges
and very Cerebral Conversations about whether one can live a life that is a running commentary on Art.
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...................................................CREDITS: for above photo
...................................................Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier
...................................................Photograp her: Franco Valerio
...................................................Graphic Artist: Lisa von Sturmer
...................................................Model: Malaika Millions

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............................................................ ...................{above photos by the Amazing "Kenny Fung"}
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...............................................above Photo by Peter of Belle Photo
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CREDITS:for above photo
Art Director/Make Up/Hair/Styling: Tanya Fournier Photographer: Franco Valerio Model: Malaika Millions
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My Interests

SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS ! SHOWS !

It's Great to support and rub elbow grease with the Great!

enjoy some posters of past shows below...

Get Your Gay On ! July 4th ... Malaika Millions is officially American !

"Get Your Gay On!" Friday May 16th @ Lick

Learn more about Bob Loblaw Comedy Troupe.
http://www.bobloblawqct.ca/

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Online petition - OPPOSE Bill C-484 - REJETEZ Bill C-484

I Adore these Fellas. If you think you may need a new transmission... Go to theses Guys !! www.pacificdriveline.com

I adore Tallulah Photography. link here.
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I am a member of Sugar and Spice Pin Ups..
to check them out click here

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I love Modeling Corsets made my Lace Embrace !
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""BEEP BEEP BEEP.... the sound of me,
backing away from the drama !" "

"Speech is conveniently located
midway between thought and action,
where it often substitutes for both."
John Andrew Holmes

OTHER INTERESTS of interest......
Autogynephilia, Andromimetophilia,
LOVE Androgyny,Hermaphrodites and Intersex people,
{go to wiki and search the term intersex, if you don't know}
Gender Theory, Bhudist Mindfulness, Autonomy
Etymology, Semantics, Semiotics and Discussions on Autonomy. Growth,
I am a living commentary on ART
Passionate about Sound Design/ Electro-Acoustic Composition,
Psychic Shopping: vintage clothing and purrfect Vetements,
Burrlesque, Pin-Up Modeling, Vaudville, Original Art,
Riding my Motorbike,Working on my Wheely Rides,
Pilates, Yoga, Modern Pop Dance Forms: Break Dance and Stomp,
a great Italian Coffee on commercial drive...
Chillin with my Chihuahua "Kitty Cat".
I have gone hungry to pay for original paintings...
I adore art that resonates with my soul.
I live and breath Poetry.
I have enumerable poets memorized.
Love Wit {Dorothy Parker}I studied impresonating her.

People I love knowing:

My Hero Partner Cheryl Dunye.

The Baker Twins loving on their illustrious Host Malaika Millions

My Adored and Revered friend Shaboobie Boobarella.

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Everybody's a Pin-Up with The Millions
Photo by the darling Tallulah.

Met this fella at a Pride Festival.
True Love !

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I Heart Lorna ! The Gal has Brass Balls !

I'd like to meet:

People I'd love to Dialogue with are: {well, a lot of them are dead writers....
but lets see, who's still here....?} Bjork, Maya Angelo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tracy Chapman, Jamison Green, the Dalai Lama, Chris Rock, Helena Bonham Carter, ...{ oh golly, I'll add more later....}

and:
those who are not a figment of my lack of imagination.
Creative People for Networking and Inspiration.

YOU , WHO SUPPORT THEATRICAL TALENT
AND WANT TO COME TO THE SHOWS I SUPPORT !!!

Those with SASS levels that erupt even the most inactive of minds. !

I'd love to meet People who:
-will be open to the possibility that there is such thing as Abundance Mentality.
-think for themselves and can question their own beliefs and assumptions.
-understand and strive for Autonomy
-who don't have their identity fixated in the Duality of Gender.

I adore casual note writing with Terribly
Interesting people whom I've met in Life
or on Myspace. The Kind of Casual Note Passing
that never ever apologizes for Lengthly Rants
or long times between replies.
Just sweet intellectual exchanges
anecdotal stories
There is such thing as Intellectual or Spiritual Attraction!
When uninhibitedly explored it can be Orgasmic!

Music:

TOP FAVES: Bjork, Nina Simone, Gershwin,
Meshell Ndegeocello, Tom Waits,
Cole Porter, Dresden Dolls,
The Wet Spots.
AND MANY MANY OTHERS : JUST TO NAME A FEW
Radiohead, Lamb, Massive Attack,
Baxter, Everything But The Girl, Telepopmusik,
Fischerspooner, etc...
Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, The Streets,
Gnarles Barkley, Earth Wind And Fire, Clarence Carter,
KC and the sunshine band, James Brown, etc...
Tracy Chapman, mother mother, cat power,
Bob Schneider, Leonard Cohen, kevin house, Paul Simon,
Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, "Pretty Sad Band",
Jim White, Tori Amos, beth gibson, etc...
Dave Brubeck, Harry James w/ Helen Forrest,
Billie Holiday, Glenn Miller, Ella Fitgerald,
fats waller, Sophie Tucker, Dutch Swing Band,
Take It Off! Striptease Classics, Edith Piaf, Stan Getz,
lionel hampton, Doris Day, Dorothy Dandridge,
Marilyn Monroe, etc...

Bach, Chopin, Schubert, Georges Bizet's Carmen
John Korsrud, Yann Tiersen,
Marin Marais,

Movies:

Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, Fight Club, Fisher King,
Frankie and Johnny, The Saint, PRETTY MUCH ALL MUSICALS. ,
Sexy Beast, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Dancer in the Dark, The Limey, Baraka, and of course "Waking Life"....., oh, "Stomp the Yard" kicked ass though perhaps I'm a HUGE FAN of the dance style !

Television:

Not Nearly Enough, which wouldn't be very much
I would find it to be a luxury to have the time.
I have enjoyed most: The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
"Dead Like Me" - very sad it ends after the second season.
Royal Canadian Air Farce
" Absolutely Fabulous" - HELLO !
"Little Britain"
"Just for Laugs Gags"
and strangely enough that spiritual channel...
I like a good documentary picking apart history...

Books:

"Where The Wild Things Are"
Dictionary and Thesaurus,
anything by Dorothy Parker especially her short story "Big Blond",
1984 , Brave New World, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Encyclopedia of Semiotics,
Theodore Roethke, ee cummings, Ann Sexton
Jitterbug Perfume
The Story of O , "Becoming a Visible Man" by Jamison Green.

Heroes:

Maya Angelo,
My friend Seth aka Mrs. Murphy, the suffragists,
Philip Seymour Hoffman [ love him. ]
my friend Irene, Ghandi, Lucille Ball,
ee cummings, myself.

My Blog

Myth Makers Cabaret and Mud Wrestling Fri August 29th

Myth Makers Cabaret and Mud Wrestling August 29th Honouring Those who have Made a Lasting Impression!A Malaika Millions going away party&. www.myspace.com/malaikamillionsAugust 29th, Doors 8pm ...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:49:00 PST

Fight Club Cabaret and Mud Wrestling Fri August 22nd

Fight Club Cabaret and Mud Wrestling August 22ndCan You Ignore a Fight ? Play Fight Fantasmic !A Malaika Millions going away party&. www.myspace.com/malaikamillionsAugust 22nd, Doors 8pm Caba...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:47:00 PST

Bellingham to LA, Got a Vehicle to Tow my Uhaul ? Need your Vehicle Transported? ROADTRIP?

I need a Driveaway Vehicle with Class 2 Hitch from Bellingham to Los Angelesor just someone who has some Free time... wants to do a Road Trip...and happens to have a Class 2 Hitch on their Vehicle th...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:18:00 PST

GET YOUR GAY ON ! JULY 4th @ Lick $10

GET YOUR GAY ON ! JULY 4th @ Lick : 455 Abbott St. - Across from TinseltownYou can Learn Why This Event is so Important by listening to the Podcast Interview.June 12 (178): Get Your Gay On - with Mal...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:38:00 PST

Malaika Millions’ coming out story on Juicebox Radio 2MRW

Caroline Macgillivray will be Interviewing Mz. Millions tomorrow night....10pm sharp for Juicebox RadioYES, YES, YES..... oh baby YES...your Flaming little Lady will be spilling it all...to the Darlin...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:45:00 PST

"Get Your Gay On!" Friday May 16th @ Lick

Oooooooh ! MMmmmmmmm Femme's, and Fresh Flesh in the House.........Invite the Lovelies in your Life to "COME OUT""Get Your Gay On!" * a Malaika Millions Production *Friday May 16thEver wanted to G...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:04:00 PST

Non Attachment Love : part 1

Non Attachment Love part 1{this is from a collection of personal journal writings, and tid bits from lovely dialogues with people. Perhaps I'll publish something someday titled "Back Off, I'm Bhudist"...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:13:00 PST

This bill is a serious infringement on women’s rights!

Hi Friends,Soo, there has been a lot going on in Canada lately with respect to abortion law/women's rights. Bill C-484 "Unborn Victims of Crime Act", has passed its 2nd hearing on March 8 and I'm scar...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:59:00 PST

slipping sliding slope

so,last night I was preping to attend a womens play partyhesitantlydoing my hair, make-up...and I was sliding into a somber mood.next thing I know I’m playing Tracy Chapmansitting alone in my li...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:35:00 PST

Vancouver International Burlesque Fest - Applications Online

{I am reposting from their release...}Vancouver International Burlesque Fest Alliance happily wishes to inform you that producer and performer applications are now up and running.Go to:www.vanburlesqu...
Posted by Malaika Millions on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:48:00 PST