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Nessie & Her Beard

BOLDHARD

About Me

To purchase Nessie's debut album, click here .

To book Nessie for a performance, click here .

Nessie & Her Beard are a pop music menagerie of exotic instruments and persons. A creature named Nessie, who may or may not be in possession of natural facial hair, acts as self-appointed curator of this ensemble. A truly deceitful bitch, she has refused to credit any of her collaborators, and is raking in the dough as we sleep. As morally deplorable as Nessie's tactics are, we love those groovy sounds she makes! A brief survey of the music reveals a fondness for feedback, percussion, and concrete sounds, but don't be surprised should you come across a wild Sousaphone or a man-eating Flex-a-Tone on your next listening adventure!

This page is variously operated by members of Her Beard, Nessie Herself, and their sugar daddy Brendan. Address your correspondence accordingly!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/24/2005
Band Website: orchestralcolour.com
Band Members: ALL VOICES ARE NESSIE
Influences:
Sounds Like: Nookie & Larry Heard
Record Label: OCR
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

OCR on WebCeleb

From http://webceleb.com/index.php?issue=5_2008&article_id=43&tal ent=OCR: SUPPORTING INDEPENDENT MUSIC!Discovering innovative music can be like hooking up with a new friend. When it's over you realiz...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:42:00 PST

Nessie on YouTube!

Nessie has opened her own YouTube channel for direct interaction with her teeming hordes of fans. It remains to be seen whether this profile will be absorbed into an OCR conglomerate!http://www.youtu...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

Nessie Under Revue!

I began to suspect that I "only waste the paper, with stupid words on 'em."As Nessie points out in Johnny Muhammad, a pivotal track along the Bold/Hard journey. Perhaps these clear little streams of e...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:25:00 PST

Her Beard Repertoire

Here are some oldies but goodies that Nessie & Her Beard could hypothetically perform or record just for you! They're attributed higgledy-piggledy to composers and performers depending on who we like...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST

Attn: Filmmakers

Nessie & Her Beard would like to score your next film FOR CHEAP!You might also be able to use some pre-existing songs, but we’d have to square it with our overlords at Orchestral Colour.Plea...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

Nessie on the Radio

Call today and request Nessie & Her Beard from these fine broadcasters!KSCU 103.3 FM Santa Clara408-554-5728KZSU 90.1 FM Stanford650-723-9010KFJC 89.7 FM Foothill650-949-7092KUSF 90.3 FM San Franc...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

New from Nessie!

Recently exhumed by Orchestral Colour archivists, these exclusive videos of Nessie & Her Beard have never before seen the light of day! ...
Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST

Nessie Live 2 + Team Red Live

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Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

Nessie Live

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Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:49:00 PST

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Posted by Nessie & Her Beard on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST