She's like a Marine. |
Those bastards couldn't even get an intern to email me. I deserve at least that for $25. Oh well. This is actually my 99th blog post. I feel like I should do something special for the 100th. I don't k...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:07:00 GMT |
The Man With Two Brains |
I'm not going to do it.I want to.I want to so fucking bad.Partially just to see if I'm right.But mainly to extinguish a flame that was never meant to burn.
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 21:22:00 GMT |
I guess I shoulda kept my mouth shut when I started to brag about my car |
So I have started a twitter. I think it's kinda lame, so I don't know if I'm going to be doing a lot of twittering, but in case I change my mind (after all I once though blogging was lame) here's a li...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 08:24:00 GMT |
Don't go mistaking paradise for that house across the road |
I spent this weekend stranded in a dingy bowling alley/motel in a central Pennsylvania mountain town. I had nothing to do but think. So I did a lot of thinking. It didn't take long for my thoughts to ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 15:29:00 GMT |
I'm Chereth Cutestory, the pirate lawyer. |
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Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:17:00 GMT |
About a girl |
It hit me like a ton of bricksOf all the missed opportunitiesOf all the fuck upsShe was the worst.It had been eons since she graced my thoughtsWithout warning she was backNot just another failureThe d...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 11:55:00 GMT |
I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off, bub. |
So I saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine last night. It was pretty good. I would rate it a solid 7/10. The best part of the film may have been the opening credits sequence, which shows Wolverine and his brot...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 12:30:00 GMT |
You gotta admit, I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell! |
The following are my three favorite GPL movies to date. If you haven't seen them yet, I definitely think you should check them out; if you have seen them, watch 'em again.Powers of Recall
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Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 08:26:00 GMT |
Fuck Earth Day. |
I hate all this save the environment crap thats big now. Since the beginning of time man has been destroying the environment, and now that it's my turn the party's over. That ain't right. I wanna do m...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:20:00 GMT |
Filthy, disgusting, and pungent. But at least I can live with myself. |
Dear Diary,For the last month and a half I have been sleeping in ditches, homeless shelters, and public bathrooms. I have gone from planet to planet searching for the resistance. I should have known i...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:33:00 GMT |
