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Mike Thompson

I am here for Friends

About Me

"I personally believe... that U.S. Americans are unable to do so... because..."Uh... some people out there in our nation don't have maps..."And... uh... I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and... uh... the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as..."And I believe that they should..."Our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S... uh..."Or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries..."So we will be able to build up our future... for our [children]."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mario Lopez, Drew Lacé, Haley Joe Osmond, That Kid In The Oak Factory Commercails, That Dog Guy, Bruce Bruce, Riley Martin, Mark the Bagger, Beetlejuice, All the women Johnny Carson beat, a Tranny, a Hermaphrodite, Footlocker employees

My Blog

press for our tour

http://www.kentucky.com/101/story/853575.html
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:08:00 GMT

Something nice from a friend

Please continue to visit his page at the Examiner http://www.examiner.com/x-15165-Lexington-Comedy-Examiner~y2 009m6d29-Five-comedians-you-need-to-know
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:03:00 GMT

Just some shit

You can't blame girls for being bored and dismissive. It's fascinating and frustrating how they can ignore something as logical as me. I love me. But, I've allowed a tendency toward underachievemen...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:32:00 GMT

Yeah

I just turned 31 and depending on your lifestyle that could be middle aged. People I admire are those who took chances and lived life carelessly. And maybe I relate to some of them. I'm sure Lenny ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:14:00 GMT

Sumpzing

I've been trying to write everyday.  99% stays on the laptop.  I'm on a different computer.  It has intranet.  "But, Mike, why don't you just write some shit in a word do...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Thursday in Clay City

It's sunset.  Our hero finds his bowlegged frame bent and slidding on a musty Samsonite.  "Trade in that old and busted for something new and trusted" repeats in his head.  An expressio...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:25:00 GMT

Beginnings of a Summer Fling

Years back, I hit my head on a diving board. Maria was the lifeguard on duty. She lunged from her chair before I even hit the water. The late August sun gleaming overhead, my bloodied noggin resting p...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Disclaimer

Crippling paranoia is forcing me to explain certain mean spirited rants you may or may not have read or heard at any time during my stumble into this world of yucks & tough guy...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:50:00 GMT

Huntington - Friday and Saturday

3 for 5. Both shows tonight and the early show Friday went off without incident. Did the "retard" joke on the Friday late show in front of someone who was retard queer. Wasn't able to climb out. It wa...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:25:00 GMT

Huntington - Thursday

Got nervous. Rolled the shoulders. Backed up against the wall. Phoned it in.DefeatYou have to click into a confident mindset no matter what's going on. They smell your doubt and have no sympathy. ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 19:50:00 GMT