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Patrick

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About Me

Stop fucking hijacking my account and posting bullshit or I am going to fuck your ass and then ejaculate into your nose, and then shove pepper in your face so you sneeze it out, and then I'll make you eat it.Fuck you, hackers.UPDATE:My account is still partially hijacked and since I hate this place, I refuse to update my profile, add shit to it, etc. And if you've taken me off your "top 10" or whatever because I'm not all supercool and I don't leave you comments daily...to be serious for a moment...you can go fuck yourself. This shit is all a big joke and all you stupidasses fell for it. Relax with the internet lifestyles and if it's that important, call me. Unless it's about some bullshit that you know I don't wanna hear.Don't have my number? Send me a message and ask for it. Or don't. Save me some cellphone minutes and I'll rock it rollover styley again this month if you have nothing to say. Fuck a cellphone too, for that matter. Another ploy that ch'all bit at hook, line and sinker.So, in short, "omg i gotta check teh myspace" in between your college classes, attach the cellphone to your slutty ear and don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling. War MaxBoxing and go fuck yourself again.

My Interests

Boxing, playing my guitars, playing drums, shooting pool, kickin it with friends, meditation, linguistics (no, not cunning linguistics, though I am indeed a cunning linguist), listening to music (but of course), writing music, writing poetry, reading. Not sure what else there is really. Anything else you need to know, feel free to ask I suppose.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't hijack my account.

Music:

Tool, Deftones, Slayer, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Metallica (old stuff), Sepultura (old stuff), Opeth, Will Haven, Amon Amarth, Toadies, A Tribe Called Quest, All Out War, Winter Solstice, Remembering Never, Wu-tang, Vision of Disorder, Lykathea Aflame, Mad Season, Morda, Ministry, On Broken Wings, Onyx, Pantera, RHCP, Saved by Grace, Scars of Tomorrow, Unearth, THROWDOWN, Moody Blues, The Red Chord, Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Joe Pass, Wes Montgomery, Hank Williams Sr., Through the Eyes of the Dead, Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, System of a Down, Strapping Young Lad, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, A Perfect Circle, Al Green, Otis Redding, Common, Nas, Chino XL, Canibus, Smokey Robinson, A Perfect Murder, A Perfect Circle, Big Daddy Kane, Anaal Nathrakh, Down, De la Soul, Led Zeppelin, Iced Earth, Emperor, Lamb of God, The Haunted, The Doors, Spineshank, Soulfly, Snapcase, As I Lay Dying, At the Gates, August Burns Red, Bloodlet, Bleeding Through, Bob Marley, Cave-in, Brotha Lynch Hung, Bob Marley, Between the Buried and Me, The Red Chord, Caliban, Children of Bodom, Cream, CCR, Darkest Hour, Days of the New, Clapton, Eric B and Rakim, Fear Factory, Full Blown Chaos, Heaven Shall Burn, Hell-Born, Helmet, In Flames, Inside Out, Insomnium, Integrity, Isis, Lamb of God, Life of Agony, Napalm Death, Norma Jean, Parkway Drive, Puya, Psycroptic, Radiohead, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Stabbing Westward, The Hope Conspiracy, Cryptopsy, Swallow the Sun, Gojira, Necrophagist, God Among Insects...need more?p

Movies:

Spaceballs, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Wedding Crashers, Beetlejuice, Old School, Bridge On the River Kwai, Platoon, The Usual Suspects, Aliens, Total Recall, Goodfellas, Clash of the Titans, A Time to Kill, Dazed and Confused, The Stoned Age, Groundhog Day, The Cell, Misery, Office Space, School of Rock, Sleepy Hollow, In the Mouth of Madness, Sleepy Hollow, Dark City, Shawshank Redemption, The Neverending Story, Just Cause, Lethal Weapon Series, Evil Dead Series, Indiana Jones Series, The Lost Boys, Fifth Element, Encino Man, Braveheart, Arlington Road, American Beauty, Apollo 13, Empire Records, 12 Monkeys, Coming to American, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Three Amigos, Predator, The Cable Guy, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Parenthood, Last of the Mohicans...should be cool for now.

Television:

Simpsons, Carnivale, Jeopardy, Adult Swim, Oz and Judge Mathis biches.

My Blog

Oh. You thought it was over?

Sorry Jesse. These are MUUUUUCH worse than mine. You should've never made that face while I had a camera in my hand dude.The original (non-photoshopped):And let me just pre-empt the rest by saying WOW...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

Not for the faint of heart.......

Since the site I used to host my pictures decided to delete them, I had to repost these for some more laughs, because everyone loved them before, and I like to make people laugh - even at my own expen...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:18:00 PST

Through the smoke...

...we'll find ourselves.Have a laugh.No. We're not gay. I promise....
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

Still just a man.

A gift given freely, ignored and condemned -Gently mended by those befriended?Concede that maybe destiny is real;Perhaps the fate rhetoric was belief in disguise.Endurance being freedom, suffer...For ...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:52:00 PST

It happened. I broke.

I don't know much about spirals... Downward is another story.More than enough darkness in my eyes to see me through the end of the day. And though I'd love to have a ride in Judas Iscariot's smoo...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:47:00 PST

Putting on my badge and diving into this here bottle

It calls ever-so-sweetly to me... Treasured tongue-lashings uttering endless streams and brooks of tempestuousness... Porque las tormentas me pacificaran. The best I can give you is a fevered moan to ...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST

Rest assured...I will save you all

I wish these tears were for you. Unfortunately, you can't begin to fathom deserving my benevolence. Bourne of Narcissus, stirring your vanity and seeking MY provided redemption? Understand that when...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:59:00 PST

To all friends

I apologize for not being around much lately, whole lot of crap happening and needless to say I've been somewhat busy. I'm not gonna get into a bunch of details, but finals, work and other things have...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:24:00 PST

What I'm worth

When you look to the horizon and see fire... You see me. The reflection from the eyes of a jubilant child... You sense me. Flames on the flesh of the sun-kissed soil, and rebirth... You smell me. G...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST

It slips my mind

Sometimes I forget these seconds mean nothing. Occasionally I imagine that this moment is the end. Every once in a while, I fantasize about being the one to give you hope. Not only you, but you als...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:37:00 PST