Blynch

I've just found out that Hot Pockets are the perfect food and I want to be buried in a crisping sleeve. I think that after purchasing 10 cases of Natural Light you should be able to redeem the UPCs for a free case. Fishing from your couch is more fun than fishing from a boat. The Hasbro Hooverboards from Back to the Future II are NOT real. A warehouse in Vegas lined with wall to wall trampolines IS real. I have injured myself on a golf course. If it wanted to Texas could kick your ass. I'm not afraid of spiders. I am afraid of being bit by spiders. Go to dictionary.com and search for the word "wiener." Don't give bad things food names. Take 5 is the greatest candy bar of all freakin time. DVR is not the same as TiVo. If you do a really sweet impression of Napoleon Dynamite you are not a funny person. Classic Country is better than Classic anything else. Old people falling down are funny. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start. Boobs.