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Carlos Maestas

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I grew up in Sacramento, CA but I have lived in San Antonio for about 12 years...I own a small business and am a stand up comic...in a short time I have been able to travel & have had the opportunity to work with some great comedians...There is nothing like being on stage & hearing & audience explode with laughter...I love being able to talk about my problems and for a little while make the audience forget about theirs... It makes all of the pain worth it...not really but at least it's cheaper then therapy...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool people...People that have seen me perform....people that would like to see me perform....

My Blog

From Flap Daddy to Fox watch The Cleto Show Saturday 11:30 PM

We have come along away from taping 4 nights a week with a handheld camera...in an empty restaurant...for an online audience of friends and family...After a year and a half...much sacrifice....many ob...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:27:00 GMT

Its About Time

I have a really nice Raymond Weil watch that I have had for nearly 10 years...It was a gift from an ex-girlfriend...little did I know when I got it that it would out last that relationship and a few m...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:48:00 GMT

Beneath the Painful Polish

          Do you ever get the feeling someone is trying to tell you something? Today started very early I knew it was going to be a busy day because I had...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:50:00 GMT

New Car Smell

Ohh...that new car smell&The scent of something unfamiliar that makes us curious&The shine that captures our eye&that feeling we get when we climb in and wrap our hands around the wheel that makes us ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:21:00 GMT

Miguel's Gift

             There are three people that I have to thank for helping me get my start in comedy. First one of my best friends James Ponce one of th...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:33:00 GMT

Mile 0

Life changes so fast. One minute you think your headed down one path and although there is uncertainty you are sure that it is the right one. And then as fast as it came together it is gone and you ar...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:43:00 GMT

Engaged

             "Engaged". what a powerful word. Most people associate engagement with what leads up to one single day. The wedding. Women often see ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 23:37:00 GMT

Leap of faith

I have learned since doing comedy that many comedians have a very negative outlook on religion ...Across the board from very successful comedians like George Carlin, Bill Maher, David C...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 22:21:00 GMT