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Jesse Pangelinan

About Me


Describe myself? I guess I'm a comic, a writer, a lover, not a fighter. I'm a touring standup comedian who has had the highs and lows in one year that most people only hope they do and don't ever experience. I have done some TV shows (Que Locos, Latino Laugh Festival, Loco Comedy Jam). I've gotten to work with a bunch of great comics (George Lopez, Bobby Slayton, Ron White, Dave Attell, Brian Regan). Catch me when I come to your town and you'll see I'm a damn funny guy. Plus I love to write, so check back on this blog and tell me what you think.

JESSE PANGELINAN TOUR DATES

APRIL 16.................The Forum - SAN ANTONIO, TX
APRIL 17-18.............The Velveeta Room - AUSTIN, TX
APRIL 28..................TBA - LAREDO, TX
APRIL 29..................El Rey Theater - McALLEN, TX
APRIL 30..................TBA - HARLINGEN, TX
MAY 1.......................TBA - BROWNSVILLE, TX
MAY 7.......................JOSEPHINE THEATER - SAN ANTONIO, TX
JUNE 10-14.............RIVERCENTER COMEDY CLUB - SAN ANTONIO, TX

My Blog

01/08/2009 - Can anyone interpret a weird-ass dream I had?

I'm probably going to really regret this, but I need some help. I had an unbelievably weird dream last night.  It was incredibly vivid and I know it was loaded with symbolism.  To top it off...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:17:00 GMT

01/02/2009 - From low to high: My whole new awesome life!

Misery loves company.  Jesus, that was me a little over a year ago.  I was misery and company was the monkey on my back.  Life just sucked ass. Anybody who knows the life I have led ov...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:52:00 GMT

Guess who’s out of retirement?

"Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, 'cause it's the best thing going today!" - Ric Flair Obviously too much of a great thing is not good for you.  Booze, drugs, sex and Chic Fil-A can ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:48:00 GMT

11/09/07 - All Good Things Must End

Here I am, on the road againHere I am, up on the stageHere I go, playing the star againThere I go, turn the page - Bob Segar (or Metallica if you're not old) After eight years on the road as a touring...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:44:00 GMT

08/14/07 - My first and last nervous breakdown

On Monday, I had a nervous breakdown.  I got out of the hospital a few hours ago.  I honestly thought I was going to die. Monday morning started so well.  It started with me talking to ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 23:54:00 GMT

07/16/07 - "T-Bone" - The Ultimate Road Comic Horror Story

I was very sad to realize that two years ago this week, my friend, comedian Freddy Soto, passed away.  I can't even begin to tell you how good of a friend Freddy was.  He was two years young...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:54:00 GMT

7/15/07 - He moves in mysterious ways

Some of you who have been reading my blog for a while know that I will write about almost anything that has to do with my life.  One thing though that I have never really delved into is my religi...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:15:00 GMT

7/9/07 - It's not always about the laughs

The tears of a clown.  You've heard stuff like that before.  Sometimes we make the kind of decisions in our lives that don't seem like they have much impact at the time we make them.  B...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:46:00 GMT

6/11/07 - "The Sopranos" Finale - I hated it, but I get it

I have always loved gangster movies.... "The Godfather".  "Goodfellas".  "Casino".  "The Untouchables" is one of my all-time favorite movies.  There's something about the tale of s...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:38:00 GMT

06/04/2007 - Take a crap or get off the pot

Some comics piss me off so much. Yes, I am directing anger at one individual.  Some of you might read this and think I am talking about you.  The person I am writing about is not on myspace,...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:14:00 GMT