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About Me

I'm rediculously handsome, I have the ability to turn semi invisible, i am a ninja, I once ruled Lima, Peru with an iron fist for a weekend, I hate cats with the passion of ten passionate men (that's a lot of passion my friend), I almost survived the Challenger explosion (may I rest in peace), due to the radiation of the earth's yellow sun i am endowed with powers and abilities far beyond those of mere mortal men, i am allergic to sad things and fond memories (and cat dander), i can smell like a hippopotamus if i don't shower for two days, I can shout loud enough to level a house. I am able to fit both of my feet into my mouth at the same time. I can recite the alphabet forwards and backwards in every known language on the planet. I was one of the architechts of the original Death Star. I can bend steel bars with my bare hands. I once scaled the outside of the Empire State Building without using my feet. I can stare into the sun indefinitely. I memorized the 1955 edition of the Encyclopedia Brittanica in its entirety. I can telepathically communicate with sea creatures. I can jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land on my feet. I built a fully operational spaceship from scratch. I can taste fear. sometimes if you listen really closely you can hear me sizzle, when it gets cold outside steam rises off my head and shoulders (no shit!), i spent two years searching for the magical subterrainian world of fraggle rock before learning it was only a tv show (wink-wink!) ..

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My Interests

movies, comic books, toys, comedy, music, cartoons, skateboarding (watching, not doing), limited woodworking, meeting classy dames who get me.

I'd like to meet:

Racecar drivers, ex-presidents, super heroes, research scientists, professional assassins, ninjas, ANY member of G.I.Joe, Jedi Knights, supermodels, celebrities, rock stars, and monkeys.

Music:

Movies:

and Television (in no particular order)

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Television:

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Heroes:

superman, my dad, obi-wan kenobi, jim henson, tony hawk, mr. incredible, steve martin, brian regan, albert einstein, homer simpson, manny "the shark man" puig....img src="http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/2002/84727bv.jpg" b

My Blog

crapfest 07

there's a crappy comedy show where danny will be doing some crappy comedy at the crappy old springwater on wednesday at 10pm (crappiest day/time combo ever!). so if you want to hear my crappy jokes (t...
Posted by DANNY on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:21:00 PST

oooooooooooooooooooh!! i get so mad!!

Why is George W. Bush still allowed to talk? I understand that the president needs to address the nation from time to time, but i think it might be a good idea for him to just stick to a script....
Posted by DANNY on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:50:00 PST

more drawrings!!

another drawring. this is the justice five. they are a superhero team created by me (with a little nomenclatural assistance from jonathan shockley) that i will one day do a comic book for. going coun...
Posted by DANNY on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST

new drawring

i did another quick drawring today. the justice league! yay! i think i'm going to try to do something a little more complex. maybe a pin-up or a comic page... hmmmmm... ...
Posted by DANNY on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

new drawrings

here's another page of drawrings, this time complete with crayons. i've got the doodle-bug. awesome to the maxx!!...
Posted by DANNY on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST

last night

here's a page of drawrings i did last night while watching a movie with yoni. it was the patrick dempsey classic, "can't buy me love." GEEK POWER!! ...
Posted by DANNY on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:43:00 PST

drawrings!!

i know they aren't rembrandts, but i'm just starting to have fun drawing again. these first two were done at the convention. i started with pencils, then inked with sharpie and colored with sharpies a...
Posted by DANNY on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

sorry

sorry about all the false alarm blog posting alerts. i had a motherfucker of a time figuring out how to put all those pictures in there. i tried all the usual stuff and nothing was working. i yelled a...
Posted by DANNY on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

wizard world chicago 2007

I try to go to the chicago comic-con every year. it doesn't always work out for me. nevertheless, when i go, i try to spend as much time in artist's alley as possible. as fun as all the toys and comic...
Posted by DANNY on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

finally some different questions

1.You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who?- I don't care. Whichever one means I get cured fastest. 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?- I'm a pothead. I'm used ...
Posted by DANNY on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST