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Yoni's Art for Sale. Click here!click to see my totally rad posters!!!!!!!!!!........................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................My Best friend Lewis Affetto died on July 8th, 2006. He was an amazing animator and a better friend. He was born with a heart defect and underwent 4 open-heart surgeries in his life (the first when he was 6 months old). At 24, he was taken way before his time, and yet I see everyday how much he has changed the lives of myself and others. Lew left his mark on the world, and will never be forgotten.MY BROTHER DANNY MIGHT MAKE IT ON TO THE BIGGEST LOSER. CHECK OUT HIS AUDITION TAPE AT ADDRESS BELOW. ITS AWESOME TO THE MAX.www.prototypemedia.com/appetitesm.mov

Write in Hebrew with ChaiSpace.comWell let's see... I love movies, drawing, I draw more than any 2 people i know... math problems, riddles, other stupid shit, live band karaoke, used to live in Chicago, now I'm back in my hometown NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE... providing endless keyboard talent to PICA (it's kind of a musical experience rather than a band), playing Kings Cup, making snow devils, hanging out with my brothers, they are the fuckin' coolest bunch of dudes anyone could ask to be related to by blood. ALSO, I'M A TOTAL BONER! I SMELL LIKE A GARBAGE PAIL... AND I AM EQUALLY OFFENSIVE TO THE OTHER FOUR SENSES! I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY SET MY FACE ON FIRE AND PUT IT OUT WITH A WET CHAIN! MY WIENER IS NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT EITHER!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Yoni
Birthday: November 17th, 1981
Birthplace: Nashville
Current Location: Nashville
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Israeli
The Shoes You Wore Today: socks
Your Weakness: kryptonite, weed
Your Fears: alien invasions, mole people
Your Perfect Pizza: black olive and sausage, with ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish H.A.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: t.t.s.t.k.w.t.m.r.d.
Thoughts First Waking Up: morning wood? but i have to go to work... oh well.
Your Best Physical Feature: My magical animator hands
Your Bedtime: whenever my day comes to an end
Your Most Missed Memory: I... can't... remember...
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Krystal
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes
Do you Swear: my dialogue is peppered with it from time to time.
Do you Sing: whenever i can
Do you Shower Daily: I try my damndest
Have you Been in Love: indeed i have, boy did that one hurt
Do you want to go to College: finished
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Im ain anili mili? (if i am not for myself, who will be for me?)
Do you get Motion Sickness: never have
Do you think you are Attractive: for a fat guy, sure.
Are you a Health Freak: um... you'd be hard pressed to find someone who would call me a health nut.
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my parents... they fucking rock... hard.
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em... just dont like getting caught in them
Do you play an Instrument: self taught piano, harmonica, guitar... and the spoons baby!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a little
In the past month have you Smoked: not cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: um... not cigarettes?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ...no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: well, a mall parking lot, at least.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not an entire box, but i definetly called one sleeve my bitch
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but it hasn't been for a lack of trying.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup, Live Band Karaoke (it's exactly what it sounds like)
In the past month have you been Dumped: haven't had the pleasure in August... but hey, Sept. is coming soon... so, here's hoping!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I've gone fatty dipping, is that the same thing?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope... my clepto days are over... and believe me, I had some pretty gruesome clepto days.
Ever been Drunk: Uh-huh
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha... yes, yes i have
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: In an alien invasion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A world famous entrepeneur...
What country would you most like to Visit: Israel, again, and again, and again...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter, although i've never really been partial to redheads (i knew a crazy redhead as a child)
Short or Long Hair: anything from shaved to long enough to cover the breasts is A-Okay with me
Height: Preferably shorter than i am... with heels.
Weight: not me with heels... aw, nevermind.
Best Clothing Style: Um, im not sure i understand.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: a couple of Uhaul boxes worth
Number of Piercings: got my ear pierced in Israel, but my dad threatened to tear it out
Number of Tattoos: not on this boy's skin.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 (ooh... the mystery!)
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THE YOUNG JUDAEA SURVEY!
General...
I went to junior camp at Camp Judaea NC
I've been to TY for Atid and MH
My best friend(s) in YJ is/are Hal Ungar
What club are you part of, if applicable? Lev Ha'Adarom
Are you on mazkirut? Nope
What position are you on maz, if applicable?
My favorite thing about YJ is all the crazy ass at conventions
My favorite convention ever was Daytona spring 1999
My favorite year in camp was Bogrim 1996
I've been in YJ for 14 years
I prefer...
Aleph or Bet? Bet
Shira or Rikud? Omanut
Israeli Scouts or FZY? I.S. all the way
Amendment Asepha or Election Asepha? Amendment
Hadag Nachash or Sabliminal? Subliminal
Monica Sex or Sheygetz? I don't know what you mean?
Shira shketa or loud shira? I'm talking saturday lunch shira!!
Winter or Spring Convention? Winter
TY or Junior camp? Junior
Noah Gallagher or Stuart? (HA!) Noah
MIF or MIB? again, i don't get it.
Finish these lines!
Ani ve'ata neshane... et Ha'Olam
Father Abraham had seven sons... and seven sons had father abraham, and he didn't laugh, and he didn't cry, all he did was go like this...
What a glorious feeling, I'm... CH, CH, CH, CH, CH Camp Judaea!
Kol ha'olam kulo... Gesher Sar Me'Od.
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My Interests

Animation, drawing, reading, spelling, rocking out, meeting interesting people, taking chances.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, age 10. give him a few pointers, so he isn't picked on so much growing up... fellow animators, people who know how to fucking laugh, cause thats really important.. laughing it up, and having a good time... not neccesarily going out to the bars and getting smashed (although it is nice once and a while) but chilling with good peoples, talking about nothing and everything... it doesnt matter cause everyone enjoys the company they are in. if you can make me laugh, you're in like Flynn.

Music:

tenacious D, PICA, ween, beatles, bob dylan, big twist and the mellow fellows, son seals, the grateful dead, PUSA, Jump Little Children, acapella Leilani

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Star Wars (especially the new ones), the Incredibles (not just a clever name), Indiana Jones, the Goonies, when Harry met Sally, Newsies, Edward Scissorhands, nightmare before christmas, Animals are Beautiful People, City of lost Children, amelie, Moulin Rouge, and all the Fucking MUPPET MOVIES (the great muppet caper is my favorite)

Television:

FArscape, Smallville, Grounded for Life, Undeclared, Freaks and Geeks, the Muppet show, Cheers, Muppets tonight, Sports night, Quantum Leap, Frasier (should have come earlier on this list... frasier is one of the funniest and smartest shows ever to have been on television.. the writing is superb), arrested development, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, Monk.and my favorite new show... LOST like a mother fucker!

Books:

Harry Potter, Comic books, 6 books of the Mishnah, 5 books of the Torah, Meg, Anonymous Rex, Casual Rex, Hot and Sweaty Rex, found this cartoon layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

Heroes:

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