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Rassles

Yeah, I made Mrs. Grass my bitch.

About Me


I tend to go places, wander off, get lost, and find my way back without realizing I was lost in the first place. And then everyone's all, "where've you been?" and I'm all, "I dunno, over there somewhere." I have a real knack for being in the wrong place at the right time.

Definitely a dog person.

I can really watch the crap out of movies.

Slept on a couch for a year of college and used a long pole to flip the light switch on and off before passing out to reruns of Batman.

I dig making things, but I'm not that good at it.

I'm the type of person that skips breakfast and regrets it later.

I have another blog, too. But it's the same as this one.

www.rassles.blogspot.com

My Interests

Things that are good: my dog, beer, Live Band Karaoke, slippers, garlic, using dance as a literal lyrical narrative, wandering aimlessly.

Things that are not good: exclamation points, Rush, moviephone, long fingernails, scrunchies, bug bites, lost contact lenses.

I'd like to meet:

People who can keep up with a good Who's On First? routine. And probably Hank Venture.

Music:

I dig it.

Movies:

Diner, The Sting, Annie Hall, Bull Durham, Princess Bride, Paper Moon, LA Confidential, Spirited Away, Pulp Fiction, Hook, Out of Sight, Dr. Strangelove, She's the Man, Duck Soup, Animal House, Stripes, Mean Streets, Risky Business, Batman Begins (well, and the two with Keaton, but Begins is the best), Secretary, The Last Starfighter, American Graffiti, Withnail and I, Big Fish, Seven Samurai, MASH, Goonies, 39 Steps, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Finian's Rainbow, Alien, Chungking Express, Bill and Ted, A Christmas Story, The Great Dictator, Mean Girls.

And of course, there's the Quintessential Trilogies: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, Man With No Name, Colors, Godfather.

Television:

Basically Venture Bros. All the time. Alias, Arrested Development, LOST, Twin Peaks, Daily Show, Home Movies, Mythbusters, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Heroes, Coupling, Buffy, Greg the Bunny, Trailer Park Boys, 30 Rock, infomercials, Dating on Demand.

Books:

James Thurber and PG Wodehouse. Catch-22, Winnie-the-Pooh, Faust, Stinker From Space, Watchmen. Thurber Carnival, The White Deer, Leave it to Psmith...again, basically anything by PG Wodehouse or James Thurber. Then there's East of Eden, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, You Know Me Al, Alice in Wonderland, Jacques the Fatalist, Divine Comedy, The Westing Game, The Tale of Despereaux. James Bond pocket novels. The wonderful world of Kurt Vonnegut.
(Really, who doesn't like Vonnegut? I feel like even mentioning him is redundant. It's just a universal given. Everyone likes Vonnegut, Ferris Bueller, and at least one song by Weezer. Don't even pretend you don't like anything by Weezer.)
Three Musketeers. Basically any form of stock funquest adventure fiction. Colonel Effingham's Raid, Pippi Longstocking, X-men comics, Sandman too. Lord of the Rings, and How to be Idle. The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy. Neil Gaiman and Bill Bryson and Oscar Wilde works. I read a lot, like constantly, except I wouldn't ever really consider myself well-read, especially since I won't know most of your obscure authors. Oh, and I almost forgot about HP. And: if you haven't read anything by Christine Chung, tap that pronto.

Heroes:

Most recently? Sydney Bristow, Tina Fey, Amy Schmitz, Wangari Muta Maathai, the dog. And Nightcrawler.

Oh, and of course: Omar's eyebrows.

Then of course, there's The Circus, The Whores, and everyone in between.

My Blog

Tarot and interdimensional travel.

TAROT
Posted by Rassles on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:38:00 PST

Reedick

I'm in awe at how shit pulls together.
Posted by Rassles on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:38:00 PST

Telemarketers are a rush.

"Ma'am, we would like to verify your organization's information for the yellow pages and waste several minutes of your time so we can eventually get to the point, which is that we'd like to fuck you i...
Posted by Rassles on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

Dreamgifts

Some of you prolly already heard about this dream, but I just had it again last night, and it was so clear that you know, blog....
Posted by Rassles on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:50:00 PST

The Star Stealer

I'm just churning shit out right now, man....
Posted by Rassles on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:40:00 PST

D.I.R.

 I feel kind of useless, what with all the fake blogs on here and real blogs on there crap.  D.I.R. ...
Posted by Rassles on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:15:00 PST

stuff

So I've posted like, two more blogs on the one outside of the comfort of the 'Space. Play if you like....
Posted by Rassles on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:30:00 PST

The Silver Fox

Politics, little bit.
Posted by Rassles on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST

Spite.

Done it again.Meaning, once again I posted a blog on the other blog. Read if you feel like it....
Posted by Rassles on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:02:00 PST

Connectional Hurricane

'Nother one....
Posted by Rassles on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:59:00 PST