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I'm not big on reading so I buy Cliff Notes on tape.

About Me


Hi. I am a 21 year old caucasian male. I am Gemini. I goto every Bears home game. Also an avid fan on film, music, television, HBO(its not television), and sports. I live in a downtown Chicago skyscraper on the 28th floor. I am a College student at Columbia College. I love stand up comedy and plan on one day writing jokes professionally and maybe making a living being a stand up comic. I run Mac & PC but usually PC. I have a 50' HDTV and HD satellite programming. I play Xbox360 and the HD-DVD add on. I am a good Photographer. I have some of my work on my walls it looks great. I've produced student films. I am a Website designer. I am the Vice President of a tour boat company on the Chicago River. I work part time at a bowling alley. My ipod is a PSP. My shoes are Adio. My phone is a Blackberry with Sprint service.

My Interests


The Chicago Cubs, The Chicago Bears, Fine Dining, World Travel, My Condo, my HDTV, NHL2K7, Gears of War, hardcore, grindcore, metalcore, Star Wars, Boxed Wine, Rum, Poker, Blackjack, Craps, Race Horses, Diablo II, Bubble Wrap, Ebay, British Comedy, Horror Movies from the 70s, My Blackberry, Ipods, Grades.. not, Pomegranate Juice, Brie, Fuse, Coffee, Tea, Xbox360, Wii, PSP, Blue Moon, Belmont and Clark, Clark and Addison, Waveland and Sheffield, State and Congress, Documentaries, Detective Movies, European History, European Culture, Will Farrel Movies, Baseball Autographs, Sharpies, My Digital Photography work, The Constrictors of Arrested Development (Buster, Gob, George Sr, Tobias, Michael, Lindsey, George Michael, Lucile, Oscar, Annyong), Water Crackers, Italian Food, French Food, Anything but English Food, Aquariums, Plane_ariums, Zoos, Cartoons, Improv, Film Noir, Cheech and Chong, Oil Paintings, Bob Ross, Pineapple, Burning Movies, IMDB, Prosportsdaily.com, Fark.com, Gmail, ESPN, Cartoon Network, VH1, Comedy Central, Bittorrent, Jedi Knights, Steve Buchemi

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet people who fight with the front desk staff at hotels. I'd like to meet people who know what its like to stay awake for three days. I'd like to meet people who realized what a shitty place out nation is in right now. I'd like to meet people who like all my itemized lists. I'd like to meet people who are expert shoplifters. I'd like to meet people with a gnarly paint ball injury. I'd like to meet people who enjoy oxygen, hydrogen and neon. I'd like to meet people who read too much about cults. I'd like to meet someone who threw something at a celebrity. I'd like to meet someone who drank too much and passed out on a tennis court. I'd to meet anyone that has an interesting story.

Music:


mc chris, MC Plus+, Norma Jean, Himsa, Bleeding Through, My Chemical Romance, Killswitch Engage, Poison the Well, Slayer, The Bronx, The Locust, In Flames, Unearth, Lamb of God, Blindside, Thrice, As I Lay Dying, Everytime I Die, Avenged Sevenfold, Tenacious D, David Bowie, Shadows Fall, Mad Caddies, The Deftones, The Ramones, Atreyu, Ozzy, Terror, Between The Buried and Me, Fear Before the March of Flames, System of a Down, The Cars, The Bled, Amen, Mastadon, Orchid, Evergreen Terrace, Darkest Hour, Eighteen Visions, From Autumn to Ashes, Remembering Never, Misery Signals, Vision Of Disorder, Zao, Bury your Dead, Dead to Fall, Walls of Jericho, Hoods, Blood In Blood Out, Not Enough Gold, It Dies Today, Over and Over, Scarlet

Movies:

The Fountain, Street Theif, Suburban Mayhem, Blow, Young Frankenstien, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ali G Indahouse, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Resivoir Dogs, The Royal Tenenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite, Taxi Driver, Mallrats, Rushmore, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Donnie Darko, L.A. Confidential, Airplane!, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Secretary, Bad Santa, 2001, Death to Smootchy, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, Spun, Ray, Blade Runner, American Splendor, The Matrix, North by Northwest, Pulp Fiction, Casino, A Clockwork Orange, Clerks, Dazed and Confused, Office Space, Se7en, The 5th Element, Fargo, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Party Monster, Elephant, Annie Hall, Bananas, layer cake, Reno 911!:Miami

Television:


South Park, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Sienfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Entourage, Futurama, Family Guy, Strangers with Candy, The Upright Citizens Brigade, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, The Office (USA), My Name is Earl, Reno 911, 30 Rock, Stella, Chapelle's Show, Entourage, Nip/Tuck, Scrubs, Monday Night Football, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Saul of the Molemen, The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Morel Orel, Dirty Jobs, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, Attack of the Show, MXC, Ninja Warrior, The Boondocks

Books:

The Divinci Code (SUCKS!!!)
The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead By: Max Brooks
I did read a million little pieces, before it was an oprah book, and yes, i do feal like I was lied to when it was fiction, not non-fiction. What a waste of time that was.

Heroes:


Spiderman, Emo Philips, Quentin Tarantino, Larry David, Nomar Garciaparra, Marty McFly, Captain Planet, Space Ghost, Seth Mcfarland, Todd Mcfarlane, Frodo, alf, The Ninja Turtles, Muppet Babies, Indiana Jones, Goose, That guy from the reading rainbow, Willy Wonka (the OLD one), Lobsterboy, Stanly Kubrick, Magneto, The Taco Bell Dog

My Blog

I won the lottery

Well turns out I didn't win the lottery last night. That bitch that picked the lottery balls messed up big time. I'm sure you're wondering what I would do with lotto winnings that substantial. Heres a...
Posted by ://bob on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

Cubs tickets went on sale today. I had minor sucsess....

I was able to score 4 tickets for my birthday (June 15th) This is gonna be the 4th year in a row i've went to a cubs game on my birthday. A nice little streak if I must say. This year falls on a frida...
Posted by ://bob on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST

Mandatory Volunteering SUCKS ASS

Wow yeah thank god that's over. For 2 hours I called registered voters living on E. Pearson and asked if they were going to vote for Alderman Nataris. I was originally was going to make the calls for ...
Posted by ://bob on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST

Just finished crackdown

Just finished off gang number 3 out of 3. Took me just under 10 hours. It's a really great game I would definitely recommend it. Probably the best new intellectual property on the market since Gears o...
Posted by ://bob on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST