I stand in front of people and speak for a living but i am a nervous wreck in one on one conversations with people of authority. Cops for example.I can't stand the word "comedian". I prefer "stand up comic". I have no idea why that freaks me out.I have met a few people one would consider "famous". Pistol Pete Marovich definitly tops that list.I dream of being a rock star although I have never played an instrument or sang in my life. That is a lie. I played the coronet for 6 weeks in the 5th grade, but you aren't seein' a lot of coronet playin' frontmen in rock and roll nowadays. My best memory of 7th grade chorus class was when Roxanne Teague barfed all over the people in front of her. Thanks for the memories Roxanne. Wherever you are.Sometimes i seriously think my dog is the only one who truly undertands my feelings.I go to bed really late.I wake up even later.I think all the good Kennedy's are dead.I honestly believe that if you dug Ronald Reagon up tomorrow that he could still do a better job than our current administration.I am way too old for an electric blanket.I have noticed that most of the guys who hit it big in hollywood are all under 5 foot tall.I have a website that i can only update when i get ahold of another guy named Brian who updates it. It's WWW.SPEENBERG.COM
