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Johnny Ray

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About Me

I though about what I could write to describe myself but then I realized I'm just retarded and you have to know me to understand me. Come to the Comedy Zone and you'll learn more than you probably need to. See you there.

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My Interests

Making people laugh (stand up comedy) Golf, poker, fine cigars, College Football and Tailgating. Big Seminole fan. Those little cotton shorts with FSU blasted across the assss, (thank you lord). Go CrimiNoles..j/k making B.A.M.F. masks, Native American Culture, Playing and writing music, writing......free thought.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who loves to laugh and my kids one day......

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Music:

Just depends on my mood. I love everything except polka and Neil Diamond. You don't play either of those things and I wont have to stab you in the face, deal?

Movies:

Too many, but I love good comedy's and even really stupid comedy's. For instance: Kung Pow (So silly, it's hilarious. but I could of been on the cheeba). I lika da horror too. Suspense movies aint bad and some action movies. Any kind of martial arts movie. Not a chick flick fan. Every time you watch a chick flick with a girl, you can bet she is making a check list of shit you better do and say from now on, otherwise "I don't think this is working out." pssst...it's fiction ladies. I guarantee you prince charming has an itchy asshole from time to time and will look at boobies whenever he thinks your not looking?

Television:

Anything involving Mixed Martial Arts, Science channel, Discovery channel, Porno channels. Deadliest Catch, PINKS, Mythbusters, How it's made, Ultimate Fighter, busty blondes, Hooter McChesterson, Goth girls gone good.

Books:

"how to meet girls for dummies", "State of Florida drivers manual" (so confusing, it's a hard read). Velvet Johnson's "How to be a ho" and The Dark tower series from Stephen King. I'm on book six. Fantastic, his best work.

Heroes:

Definatley has to be my mom and dad. After four boys, they are a saint for not killing us. We were a little wild, and I was the baby boy....how cute. Hell I still look 21! Thanks dad, for saving the best load for last!!!!! Skeeet Skeeeet!!

My Blog

Manatee's

Some of you may not know what a Manatee is but the slang word for it is a "Sea Cow". they tend to be very large and skitish of people, unless they've been hand fed. I woke up on a Monday morning,...
Posted by Johnny Ray on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST