My sweet kids, cute mammals, celebrity schadenfreude, the 1950s aesthetic, caffeine, bacon, basslines and handclaps, castles, Shiner Bock, the Civil War, dealing with doubt as part of faith, and stealing music off the internet. Sorry internet!
I'd like to meet:
SG, Christopher Walken, Edith Head, Page Hamilton, Zach Galifianakis, Amy Sedaris, Joel McHale, Adam Carolla, Stonewall Jackson, Jimmy Carter, Jane Birkin, Ray Davies, Sarah Silverman, Richard Simmons (he's so oily) and Lieutenant Dangle.
Also anyone who can appreciate my autistic memory of tv commercials and bones in the human body. I know way too many.
But I probably don't want to meet your dumb band, I never approve any of y'all so go back to your home on Whore Island!
Music:
Supergrass (I have their music on or near me all the time), Liz Phair's stuff from the 1990s (after that...nghhh), Dandy Warhols, Led Zeppelin, Page France, Sam Cooke, The Carpenters, Phil Spector's pre-Motown girl bands, Japanese bitch rap, the Sesame Street pinball thing here
Movies:
Death Proof, Waiting for Guffman, Rear Window, Bottle Rocket, About Schmidt, Me Without You, Harold and Maude, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, movies with the word Harold in the title, Read My Lips, Showgirls, Punch Drunk Love, Magnolia, Cool As Ice, Dig!, and any number of stupid girl movies
Television:
NBC's The Orifice, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Paula's Home Cooking, Weeds, King of the Hill, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!
Books:
ones by Cintra Wilson, CS Lewis, Flannery O'Connor, Lorrie Moore, Anne Lamott's nonfiction, Bill Bryson, Steve Almond, Aimee Bender, Sarah Vowell. Oh, and 'People of the Lie' by M. Scott Peck is the best goddamn book I've read since the Bible
Heroes:
Maria Bamford, Ralph Nader, Ben Folds, Eileen Coombes, and people who live beneath their means
