peek a boob |
This morning on the train, I saw a woman who was clearly wearing one of these:
I am not much of an ogler, but I am afraid I looked more than once because her boobage was so very, very pointy.&...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:15:00 GMT |
A letter from Jellybean |
Apparently, our dogs write to other dogs. This one if from Jellybean. I don't know who it is to. I find things like this littered around the house, although finding a whole letter is...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:45:00 GMT |
Izzy |
Well, it had to happen eventually. I am posting things about my dogs. Izzy is first because Izzy came along first. Here's the letter I wrote to the head of the rescue group who found...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:50:00 GMT |
Bridges and tunnels |
I love riding the subway. You get a chance to watch people up close. You can watch someone on the train for far longer than if you were in a restaurant. What gets me is that anyone c...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:29:00 GMT |
Watashi-no aparto wa chisae desu |
A bass-playing (rather than bass-catching, but who knows?) friend asked, nay demanded, that I tell this story. I add this as a disclaimer. If this story is too dull, blame her; not me.
We...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:22:00 GMT |
Dental health |
For over a month now, there has been a toothbrush and tube of toothpaste sitting on the washstand counter in the women's bathroom on the 40th floor. Unless it has been abandoned, what IS the owner th...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:35:00 GMT |
Hover craft |
On my way back to NYC this weekend I was forced into places of public urin- and defic -ation. Being the world's best hoverer, I make no contact myself, but this is difficult in airports because you n...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:14:00 GMT |
one of my best friend's sons |
My friend's son sent me this. He is ten. We fart together and laugh like hyenas. I like him a lot.
fart omiter.doc
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:34:00 GMT |
Continuing flurries |
When it is THIS cold, you can see how far your bad/coffee breath travels.
NOTE TO SELF: Don't breath as much.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:22:00 GMT |
Arctic blast |
My face almost fell off on the way to the subway this morning.
Also, I noticed that if you don't pick up after the dogs right away, you end up with poosicles in your garden.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
