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About Me

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I like and don't like lots of things. The "don't likes" are not offered for representation on MySpace, so here they are. I hate wet bread, octopus or squid (cartoon versions are okay), talentless celebrities, coriander/cilantro, racism, excessive political correctness, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the phrase "shits and giggles", Sunset Strip types, toenails over 2mm long, Kenny G, designer clothes and bags, the word 'ointment' (thanks Loz!), less than 1GB of RAM, root beer, ugly fonts, pastel colours, homophobia, Republicans, modern country music, religion, hip hop, licorice, people who interrupt, local news channels, being cold, hangovers, teddy bears, meat, tattoos, eggs, the phrase "Yeah, Baby!", Hummers and lots more!

Here I am at King's Cross Station in London, headed back to school to complete my education!

My Interests

I've got my MP3 player on shuffle so you don't have to hear the same song every time you visit my page. If you don't like the song, which you very well might not, you can skip ahead or back with the controls on either side of tape spools! The pause is at the bottom to shut it the fuck up.

I'd like to meet:

Michael J. Fox. He's the only celebrity I've admired that I've never met. I've wanted to meet him for over 20 years. I hope this happens before shaking my hand becomes involuntary. I'd also like to meet Al Gore.

Heroes:

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My Blog

The final stretch

I have just 9 more days in my 20s, though it's really just 8 since I'll be in Australia for it and lose a day. Losing that day initially bummed me out, but my attitude has changed over the last couple...
Posted by Simone on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:14:00 PST

Party Anxiety UPDATE

***UPDATE***In case anyone thought I was exaggerating my party fears, about three or four days after I wrote this blog, I decided to cancel my upcoming birthday party. I'm not arriving in Australia un...
Posted by Simone on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:47:00 PST

You can’t buy class

The Louis Vuitton bag. A mark of desperation.***I know this is a long one, but considering this subject has had me fuming for years, I actually consider it to be short - S ***(From Dictionary.com) Cla...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:56:00 PST

The devolution of funny

I can't believe this never ocurred to me until this weekend, but it finally did after hanging out with a friend of a friend who, while being someone who likes to do fun things, has a pretty weak sens...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

Doin beans

What did YOU do last Friday night?"Dear Jelly Belly Candy Company (Bertie Bott's Division),We immensely enjoyed your 10 flavors of beans, however the fun ended far too soon. Once the bean party was o...
Posted by Simone on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

Aqualanche

My mind has been a bit scattered lately, so I'm going to slip into one of those random type blogs. It's not usually my style, but it's a nice reminder to me to chill the fuck out.Today start...
Posted by Simone on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:09:00 PST

A new concept to embrace: The cake

Contrary to whatever this blog title may have evoked, this has nothing to with the end result of flour, eggs, sugar and an oven. No this is about the psychological phenomenon devised by Agatha and mys...
Posted by Simone on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:10:00 PST

Toilet Technology

I've been an avid toilet user for the greater part of my life. While many things around me have made great technological advancements over my lifetime, I think the toilet and plumbing have taken a ste...
Posted by Simone on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

A mispronunciation Ill never live down

It's rare to remember exactly when you learned a word, but in the case of 'ethnicity', I know it was in 1995 during Year 12 Australian Studies. I hated that class. I only took it because I needed to t...
Posted by Simone on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

I’m addicted to Brit ’cause I know that she’s TOXIC.

In case you missed it...Britney Spears - Gimme More live VMA 2007 If you missed the MTV Video Music Awards, you've surely at least heard all the fallout from Britney's performance. My fri...
Posted by Simone on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST