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B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F.

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About Me

Help me go see MARILYN MANSON in concert! I'm broke and I need a break. Help me out people, please...


Get Your Cyborg Name

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Neil Hamburger

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I love Pinheads. Especially Schlitze, the most famous one of all! Look at that laugh:

GORGEOUS!!

Pinhead gone BAD:

Beetlejuice.

My Interests

I LOVE MY LIVING DEAD DOLL

Music:

A PARTIAL LISTING IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:Prince,Jasmine,Lauryn Hill,John Denver,Marilyn Manson,David Banner,Foo Fighters,Elvis/The Time/Vanity 6/Fishbone/Trick Daddy/Maroon 5/Guns-n-Roses/Aerosmith/Queen/Gotta Be Karim/The Isley Brothers/George Clinton, The Brides of Funkenstein, Parliment, Funkadelic, Bootsy Collins/The Doors/ Jimi Hendrix/Eminem/ Ozzy Osbourne (Black Sabbath and solo)/Anne Murray/The Beetles/Midwest Avengers/The Monkees-they had some good songs for real!/Soul Tyde/E-Town Concrete/House of Pain/Damian Marley/Stephen Marley/Motley Crue/Metallica/Megadeth...Prince, Prince and more PrinceMy baby daddy used to play in The Time...oh we oh we oh!

Movies:



IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: The Princess Bride;State of Grace; Purple Rain; Napolean Dynamite; Amelie; He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not; Freaks; Troy (strictly for the visuals); Harry Potter (all EXCEPT The Chamber of Secrets); Tie me Up, Tie Me Down; Y Tu Mama Tambien; Amores Perros; dot the i; Under the Cherry Moon; Viva Las Vegas; Bubba Hotep; Blue Velvet...SO MANY MORE.

Television:


Which Thundercat are you? Your Result: Cheetara

You are Cheetara, the fastest of the Thundercats. Your lightning quick speed, though somewhat limited in use, and hand-activated bo-staff make you nearly invincible. Cheetara also has a mysterious "sixth-sense" that provides her with premonitions about the future or an accurate portrayal of the past. Although her use of this special "sixth sense" provides accurate information, it is also very limited.


Panthro
WillyKat
Jaga
Tygra
Lion-O
WillyKit
Snarf
Which Thundercat are you?

Books:



Almost anything written by Stephen King;Ernest Hemingway's Nick Adams stories; The Art of War; all Harry Potter books. This dude: And the guy that wrote this: I have never thrown away a book.

Heroes:


Night Ruiner Lyrics

Which Marilyn Manson are you?

You are the Vampire
You are mending your heart with new love and would literally love to be consumed by it. You constantly wake up in an Absinthe induced stupor and wonder...Are you the rabbit? Life is just a car crash away.
How do you compare?
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My Blog

REPOST: What do cats talk about anyway?

That Beatloaf cracks me up. She’s so fuckin’ funny! She’s not so funny.  What do mean? Look at me! I cant’ stop laughin’. She’s funny! You didn’t think&...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

Current Reading List

The Wonder of Boys by Michael Gurian The Secret Power of Yoga by Nischala Joy Devi Democritus by Paul Cartledge The Wisdom of Yoga: A Seeker's Guide to Extraordinary Living by Stephen Cope Improve You...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST

The Laughing Heart Bukowski

This was sent as a bulletin this morning, just when I needed it. Thanks Charles!  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=2660895&MyToken=c6cb0254-4c36-4...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

so like me, so not

So tonight I went shopping at Whole Foods. Horrible sushi there, by the way. Wild Oats' vegetarian sushi is much better, for now at least. I think WF just bought WO. Anyway, as I was making the f...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

Grandma Fetish

I have such a love of Grandmas (fetsish?) I was partly raised by two grandmothers, Granny and Grandma. When I was a child (and through some of my adulthood) they lived in a two flamily flat.. Eve...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:45:00 PST

Ladies

Why are we so quick to condemn other women? I don't know if I've ever condemned other women as a whole but I used to be guilty of generalizations about other women.  I would always say that I pre...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:08:00 PST

You wanna stick your tongue in my what?

One of the best sensations I've ever felt in my entire life is when I had my ears cleaned out with one of these: This is an aluminum ear trough and it is most delightful. The feeling of warm water ru...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:18:00 PST

Gimme My Money!

When did it become the norm for cashiers to not give us our 1cent change? If I buy an item and the total rings up to $5.99 and I pay with $6.00 I am due a penny back. Lately cashiers don't b...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

A hidden message about his name

..>..> ..> ..>..> ..> JUSTUSjus'-tus (Ioustos): There are three of this name mentioned in the New Testament.(1) It was the Roman surname of JOSEPH BARSABBAS (which see) (Acts 1:23).(2) A Corinthian...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:00:00 PST

Im done

There were a few guys that I had interest in this year. It took me awhile to start feeling that "spark" you get when meeting someone new. Now I think I've already lost interest in most of those guys. ...
Posted by B.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST