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The Notorious V.A.G.

urban white girl retard rap

About Me

NO-NO-NOTORIOUS!!!
The Notorious V.A.G. wants to play shows. Guelph, Kitchener, Hamilton, Toronto, wherever the fuck, anywhere in Southern Ontario or even like Niagara Falls/Buffalo area we'll do it. Name the time and place we'll probably show up.We like to get paid but will settle for drink tickets, and sometimes we just make asses of ourselves for free.
THE NOTORIOUS V.A.G. IS BROKE AS SHIT. We can't afford to pay anyone for anything... recording, producing, any of that shit, so don't bother asking. Plus our music sucks and no amount of money pumped into it would make it better haha.

So we're two stupid chicks from Guelph, Ontario, (but we used to be from Acton) who like to get high and make stupid music. But people seem to enjoy our stupidity, so we get on stage and act even stupider, and people laugh, and sometimes vomit.

Reviews:
"That took balls." -Jeff Scher
"You are the biggest idiots ever." -Human Kebab
"You guys should do sketch comedy. I mean... your music sucks." -random dude
"I FUCKING LOVE THIS BAND. THEY ARE THE BEST BAND, PERIOD." - nobody actually said that about us.
"These songs are like double anal. Really shitty but they feel sooo good." -Selfhelp
"Show your titties!" -drunken white trash


Here is us at Unknown Idol, sucking ass! unknown idol

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Here's a vid of us playing Open Sores!
Here's us playing the cowbell, 9-5, except we actually forgot to play the cowbell.

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Member Since: 12/28/2006
Band Members: Tenacious Megan Molly Gruesome Mac V helps with beats Weed helps with stupid creaitivity
Influences: Tenacious D, Will Farrell, Dave Chappelle, ACEYALONE, marijuana, BA Johnston, Green Jelly, Seinfeld, Tom Green, VD, Dane Cook, ICP, Twiztid, Rehab, Patton Oswalt, Jason Rouse, poo, pee, dinkies, boobies... our own stupidity.
Sounds Like: Shit?
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

WE HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING. WE ARE LAZY.

Yah so nothing is new because we've been super lazy. We haven't even written any new songs lately. It's not like it's hard to write our songs. But we've been busy with school and I've been driving to ...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:08:00 PST

Bow Chicka Bow Bow

Sup pimps and hoes!The V.A.G. has some shows coming up which is awesome. We've been pretty uninspired lately, it's taken us months to work on our new songs and they still aren't finished. Ah well!We m...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:38:00 PST

Recap of recent shows.

Alright, so we just finished two shows in a row.Our first was in Brampton, and it was actually really good!!! I wasn't sure what to expect from Brampton, never really been, and it turned out to be awe...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

You two are so cute I could piss all over myself.

Well well well children, it's time for me to blog again. In between scratching the itch in my groin and going back to school, life has been busy for the VAG!!!BUT we're doing some shows in the next li...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST

Misconceptions: a Q and A sesh.

Alright, so I'm gonna set the record straight on a few things. People keep asking these dumb questions so I will answer some here so you don't have to ask me in person. 1. What does V.A.G. stand for...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST

Unknown Idol fuckin' rocked!

"But Captain Spectacular has seen through Ziltoid's facade, and now sets out to expose Ziltoid for what he really is...A NERD!!! A nerd."Sorry, listening to Devin Townsend being his awesome self. Last...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

Show June 4, we need more shows, Dance Electric

Alright, so we have a show on June 4th at Cameron House in Toronto. Unknown Idol bitches! We are going to lose to an actual talented band. We also wrote a song about our hometown, that's right, Cracto...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

Wizard of Rock show... rocked?

Alright! So here we go... the story of the Wizard of Rock show!We got into the city, dropped our shit off at the venue. Went to eat. We bought cokes and then slipped rum into them when nobody was look...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Wizard of Rock CD release show, April 27

Fuck yah niggas, this shit is gonna be off the fuckin hook. We've got a new song we're going to be premiering, Manhatin'. All you bitter and sexually repressed women will love it. I may dress up like ...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

First show: success.

Push it... push it good. Push it... pu-push it real good!!! Last night. Was. Awesome. I mean really. I can't think of a way that last night could have been any better. Except maybe us not fucking up. ...
Posted by The Notorious V.A.G. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:11:00 PST