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DA STATUTORY APEZ

FUCK YOU

About Me

The Statutory Apes : We are.a quick story please. i promise you that much. enter two gifted people who bring something different into this galaxy. power and fear only can tell the story well enough to understand. i have the ability of power and fear so i can re-tell this long lost story. we date back to the year 90 where they were found, travel to the future 2909 thats the future. so hard. so hard. so hard.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2004
Band Website: me6.com/sa
Band Members: Adam (mouth/keyboard) and Matt (gree-tar) and Kris (eh-coo-stick)
Influences: Horror movies from the 80's and Kyle Murray.Musically, anything from Jazz to Punk to Grind.
Sounds Like: "A pair of crazed punks churn out well-costumed, drum-free, fuzzed-out almost-songs."
Record Label: Slut Factory Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

a new (old) review of THE APES!!!!

"now, about THE STATUATORY APES. we played with them in Kitchener ontario on the tuna helpers tour. they are a 2 piece band. just guitar and vocals. they caught my attention instantly. they were one o...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:42:00 PST

love songs.....

        we are so mature.we have 2 new LOVE songsTT & tell it to my heartlove everyone.love.
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

NEW ROCK MUSIC TRACKS

we are going to make new rocknroll music tracks for you myspacethey will feature the statutory apes and also adam skinneri am prepared for this, and so are we!-rich merritt...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST

THE STATUTORY APES - REVIEWED!!!

THATS RIGHT, WE PLAYED A SHOW.... AND http://www.chartattack.com/DAMN/2006/03/0650.cfm BOOM, IT WAS CANADIAN MUSIC WEEK, AND I GUESS SOMEONE SAW IT, AND DECIDED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THEY THOUGHT...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:37:00 PST

NEW PICTURES

they are all different because thats what we are!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH! ps its 4:20 today HITLER AND WEED OHHHHH MY
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i made the webpage BETTER

hello everyone ive been working making the statutory apes website better. i think ive made it better. there is no audio/pictures/video of us YET, but there will be once i can find more time. ...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we are doing stuff

split with IBF in the works OMG LOL MYSPACE BLOG
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TORONTO IS FINISHED!!!!

its been 1 week and 1 day since our show at the sneaky dees in the heart of ontario... Toronto. to say it simply, it was awesome, everyone in toronto opened their arms and let the apes into their e...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Halloween

I hope everyone had a happy halloween! We played our 1st anniversary show tonight, and to capture the essence of our performance from last year, we sucked alot. There was no setlist and we didn'...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace Blog Update #7

Hello to everybody that reads this secret internet message. Our last show (Oct. 8th) was a lot of fun and we met some really awesome people too. Thanks to all the bands that played the show (Zefang...
Posted by DA STATUTORY APEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST