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Lesbian Golf Tour (RIP)

About Me

The women walked out!
Fuck, that old bio was way too long. Campbell's condensed version!
Ian started Lesbian Golf Tour with Britney and two other fellas in 2004 for a rock band program. Program ended, band was done. In March 2007, Ian (vocals/bass) decided that he was getting old and reviving his perverted punk band would make his life much more meaningful. He contacted Britney and she was down with the idea (obviously, or we wouldn't be here). Britney (drums) recruited Krista for guitar duties, who was a former bandmate in Vicious Playtyme.
After meeting each other only twice, they went to All You Can Eat Studios in April to record a 5-song EP titled High Friends In Low Places. Ian decided playing bass and singing was too much to handle, so the trio recruited Kristie for bass, also a former member of Vicious Playtyme.
After playing a handful of shows and not yet releasing the 5-song EP, LGT decided to record a full-length album called I'm Sorry, Mom in October 2007. Had some misadventures in mixing. The album is now in Kristie's brilliant hands and when it's done, well, you'll probably find out. Good things come to those that wait. In the meantime, we'll play any show we're offered.
"If we were only in a band half as good as them, we'd be really good."
- Allen of Hot Nights At The Hilton Hotel
"If I had $80 I'd pay them each $20 to stop."
- Random girl
Psst... we would have taken the money!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/03/2007
Band Website: You're looking at it!
Band Members: Ian - vocals
Krista - guitar & grunts
Britney - skin banger
Kristie - the 4-string thing
Influences: NoFX, The Ramones, GG Allin, The Sex Pistols, The Germs, The Virus, crusty panties, the color of the page
Sounds Like: What your mother never wanted you to be exposed to
Record Label: Hahahaha... like that'll ever happen!

My Blog

The full album... dun dun dun!

The time has come! The full album is ready!I'm Sorry, MomTrack Listing1. Hello Martha (Intro)2. Jenny HasĀ A Dick Sized Clit 3. Were Disgusting 4. Only Eighteen (acoustic)5. Supercilious Whore 6. Havi...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:19:00 GMT

Rockfest info! EP available! That's all.

Yeah, that's all, but I guess I should elaborate a little. Rockfest 2008Saturday, August 16thComet's Cove - Perigord, SK No Fixed AddressBungeAutaricSymbioteHedgedAbide No MasterBlasphemy RebornDisch...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Thanks!

Now that stuff has calmed down around here, we'd like to take the opportunity to thank everyone who came out to our past two shows! Before anything else, HUGE thanks to promoters Kevin (www.myspace.co...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:10:00 GMT

New songs, new shows...

Once again, long time no blog! We've been busy! We recorded three of our new songs a while back (back when there was snow on the ground). They're up now, as you may have noticed. These were recorded i...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Holy update, batman!

Shit. It's been a loooong time since this has been updated. I'd apologize, but...meh. I posted a pic of the new jam spot. It's purty, ain't it? Poor Kevin will never be able to get rid of us now. But ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:53:00 GMT

LGT in rotation on BlkRadio!

Cheers for BlkRadio for adding She's A Bitch, Katie Holmes Won't Have Sex With Me and Our Drummer's Not A Dyke to their radio rotation. Check it out at http://www.live365.com/stations/blkradio
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:04:00 GMT

LGT featured in (foreign) podcast! Ooooo!

A big shout out to Tom and Allen (can't forget Trista, she was there in text!) of Hot Nights At The Hilton Hotel for playing us on their podcast. You can check it out herehttp://hnhh.mypodcast.com Whi...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:18:00 GMT

I know thats not really a dog

Just like the last blog, I lied again... but I tried, I really did! My internet actually won't allow me to upload the video. File too big, takes 28 hours, after 16 hours or so it just quits. Lame. I d...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:57:00 GMT

Youll enjoy them!

...or maybe not, who knows. I know I did. We're Disgusting, Jenny Has A Dick Sized Clit and 3 Second Blowjob have been posted, as you are likely now aware. These are live recordings from our sho...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:07:00 GMT

The above show that doesn’t display...

November 10thBattle of the bands at the Manhattan RoomLGT, Bastard Sons, Trash Bin Whores, maybe more?$5 at the door, no kidsDoors around 9-ish
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:01:00 GMT