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Carrie

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About Me

I like road trips, Target, and tall glasses of SkittleBrau. I like to go out and do stuff just about as much as I like to lie on the couch. Sometimes I write here: http://gorefins.blogspot.com.

My Interests

My favorite things are movies, food, my family, travel, getting something good for dirt cheap, exercising, eavesdropping, looking at art, people-watching, heckling the TV with friends, clothes, the outdoors, bloopers, The Onion, the perfect sandwich, squirrels.

I'd like to meet:

People who do what they say they're gonna. My own villa in Capri, Italy.

Music:

Beck, Herbert, J.J. Cale, PJ Harvey, Madlib and Stones Throw stuff, Dan the Automator, Mike Patton, Cibo Matto and their solo/side things, High Llamas, Steely Dan, Gorillaz, Talking Heads, John Lurie, Marc Ribot, Creedence, Anita O'Day, bossa nova, Serge Gainsbourg, the Land of Chocolate theme, anything funky, space rap

Movies:

Airplane!, The Baxter, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Brick, Children of Men, Funny Face, Kicking and Screaming (1995), Marie Antoinette, Read My Lips, Singin' in the Rain, The American Astronaut, 13 Going on 30, Barcelona, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Days of Heaven, Tampopo, Donnie Darko, Mr. Jealousy, Down With Love, In July, The Naked Gun movies, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz. I like a ton of movies, can't remember the rest.

Television:

The Office, Simpsons reruns, Strangers With Candy, Mr. Show, Spaced, The Soup, No Reservations, Rome, The Amazing Race, Friday Night Lights, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Project Runway, Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, and lots of the crap on the Food Network.

Books:

Anything by Anthony Bourdain, David or Amy Sedaris, Andrew Weil, Steve Almond, Bill Bryson, Melissa Bank, Hunter S. Thompson, Cintra Wilson, Alice Munro, Shirley Jackson. But Enough About Me by Jancee Dunn. Snake 'N' Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret and other comics by Michael Kupperman.

Heroes:

Oh Sandwich, how can I stay mad at you?

My Blog

Soy Meaty

Annals of Boredom in Non-Summery June...Think I might be allergic, or vaguely intolerant, to soy. I packed in a lot of soy product last Friday, and all day Saturday I felt foggy and bloated and Shakes...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

Cubin'

We got new cubes at work. I like them even though they're total veal pens. I feel like any second now someone is going to walk by and tip a bucket of grain over the wall. I think I'm gonna c...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

that new planet sounds TOTALLY AWESOME

I'm moving to 581 c! Who's with me?
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Not a Tartar Farmer

Today I went to the dentist. The hygienist told me I was "not a tartar farmer" and things were looking pretty good! Then they found a pocket in my inner cheek full of teeth and hair. Just kidding, but...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:57:00 PST

Noise Bore-dinance

Has anybody noticed that the reason nightclubs are having more noise complaints is because people have to go outside to smoke, and while they are smoking they are drunk and laughing and loud? Thi...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Should I eat this giant cookie the size of my head?

Too late, I already did.
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST

Wipe 'n' Greet

Yesterday me and the cashier at the University Bookstore (my favorite place EVER) were joking about how greeting cards should be reusable, and he said they should be dry erase. Ha ha, we cho...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST

Bus Diary #943850-2384

On the 44 home yesterday this huge guy with a yellow bucket and two poles got on. The bucket was dingy and appeared to hold something brown and soggy. As he clanged and staggered down the aisle, this ...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

Carrie's Wino Corner

I can't stand red wine. I've tried repeatedly, but for me it always sails right past enjoyable drunkenness into searing stomach pain. Also I don't really like anything that gives you instant...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST

piggy pig pig pig

I don't wanna get all 1994 on you, but last night I was listening to Nine Inch Nails' The Downward Spiral, and that album is still totally fucking awesome. Oh the good old days! When I made a little N...
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST