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petunia

i've always wanted to sell out... the problem is, no one's ever wanted to buy me.

About Me



fun and regular.
cute and functional.
fat and limber.

My Interests

circus sideshows
burlesque
artificial food
taxidermy
<9ALW12BT> MERKINS!MERKINS!MERKINS!
urban decay
anatomical displays
bugs
the mole people
vodka
mechanical bull riding
Japanese pop culture
Rothko & Giacometti
Jenny Seville & Odd Nerdrum
most definitely Mondrian & Mucha
oscar de la renta
typography
colour psychology
art nouveau art & art deco furniture
travel & adventure
ruling at life
being awesome
PARTY GOAT & smash rat
camels & clams
.. i like it when people buy me stuff
that's all.

I'd like to meet:

drapes & scrapes.

an angry baby with bad hair

and this guy!!!

Music:

cicadas in the summer months

Movies:

Amacord
American Psycho
Cry Baby
Beat Street
Benny & Joon
Bring It On
But I'm a Cheerleader
The City of Lost Children
Dark Days
Dekalog
.. EEK! Entertainment
Elizabeth
Empire Records
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Eye
FELLINI, FREDERICO
.. Focus Features (mostly)
Goodbye, Lenin!
Hurlyburly
In the Bedroom
KIESLOWSKI, KRZYSZTOF
Mime After Midnight
My Fair Lady
Neco z Alenky
Noî the Albino
Otesének
Pervula
A Pyromaniac's Love Story
The Secretary
Serial Mom
SVANKMAJER, JAN
Titus
Thank You for Smoking
TransAmerica
Tripletts of Belleville
Trois Couleurs
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
The Warriors
WATERS, JOHN
Withnail & I

Television:

<52DXb1QYP> without pity

Books:

.. EVERYTHING BY TASCHEN
Austin, Jane
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Candide
City of Glass
Damien
Fitzgerald,F. Scott
The Giving Tree
Harold and the Purple Crayon
Jude the Obscure
The Little Prince
Lolita
The Lorax
Mitford, Nancy
Pantone's Guide to Communicating with Color
A Prayer for Owen Meany
A People's History of the United States
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Sedaris, David
Vowell, Sarah

I also enjoy reading bathroom graffiti.

Heroes:

..true love never dies.

My Blog

before & after

what the hell happened to the dread pirate roberts?he went from this:to this:"Wuv... Twoo wuv..."makes you fat evidently.i am crushed....
Posted by petunia on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:15:00 PST

eMANcipate

why are mantyhose all the rage right now?it is infecting every part of my lifefrom water cooler conversationsto news reportsto my fave gossip blogs.i've accepted men in skirtsand i can even deal with ...
Posted by petunia on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:04:00 PST

LOOKY!

i made something!two things actually!Rebekah Sasek DesignsBMDit's just a start, but my web classes at the corcoran are paying off.i do the design, the information architecture, the coding...not at the...
Posted by petunia on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:30:00 PST

because i like it

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Posted by petunia on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:28:00 PST

Dave Navarro has fancy chickens.

as you should knowzombies are always out to get mei found out recently that holy wateris a good way to protect yourself from zombie attacks.the problem with holy wateris that while the zombies can't t...
Posted by petunia on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:52:00 PST

ZO2 i love you!

z rock is amazing like whoa.WHYYYYYYYYYYY doesn't DC have IFC?watch it if you can.here's a snippet to whet your tastebuds: .....
Posted by petunia on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:26:00 PST

Georgia is NOT a peach.

yes! russia should withdraw their troops from georgiaAND yes!russia agreed to a ceasefire and reneged on their wordBUTlet's not forget that it was GEORGIA who started the conflictby invading and tryin...
Posted by petunia on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:40:00 PST

another classic

twenty odd years later,and the yip yips STILL crack me up. ...
Posted by petunia on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:45:00 PST

romantical

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Posted by petunia on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:37:00 PST

need a little enhancement in the bedroom?

viBBBRRRRating beds are sexxx!BUY MY MINE FOR ONLY $300!it's clean. no stds or bed bugs.full size. feet & head move independentlywith a wired hand control.and for the record,all proceeds going to gett...
Posted by petunia on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:12:00 PST