5:30 a.m. |
I was chased by a crazy man sitting at the #10 bus shelter. He screamed; I screamed. He ran; I ran faster. Luckily, the sweet old man shoveling snow for the hospital puffed up in my ...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST |
Introducing...Tongue-o-vision |
Just in case your palate is on the blink...here is a falsy.
Invention: Tongue-o-vision
Stimulating the tongue could help people with brain damage relearn how to ride a bike, or even to walk again, ac...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Odd pairings of the next day |
I sat upon cliffs of basalt, staring at the water, the jagged rocks biting my flesh. S. sat beside me, his eyes in silent, puppesque quest of the seal-friend made the day before.
I lifted t...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:09:00 PST |
Guffaw |
Ladies! Here is your chance to stick it to that lying, no-good, cheating sonofabitch.
http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/home/
(Gentlemen, don't you worry. Your chance to expose that fu...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST |
And the award for the nations (current) largest jackass goes to... |
I honestly don't know how this guy is still alive right now.
Taken from article on 3/6/06 Cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/03/06/sd.abortion/index.htm
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"State lawmakers had rejected propo...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST |
The saints be praised |
Oh my god, oh my god. There is no grace to lend my words today. I feel like the ultimate groupie. One of the loves of my musical life has accepted my friends...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:33:00 PST |
Singing away the blues |
To all of you on the Saturday night crew...I salute you.
We had heaven on earth, we prayed and I begged my mother to understand that he was a magic man. At last my love has come along.
Amidst th...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:35:00 PST |
One run and then I'm done. |
The pathetic of pathetics. I'm in the air, ready for descent and my lift buddy slams into me from the right. I go flying towards the warden shack and the warden is yelling for us to g...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Gag me with a pop tart |
Ok, so why in the hell does something momentous in someone's life have to happen in order for them to accept jesus as their lord and saviour (ugh)?
Also, does nobody know what birth control is? ...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST |
Damn you |
My fucking keyboard is being stingy with the "v." See, there! Ha ha ha, I got you.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
You have been manipulated, bitch! Take it! VVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvv
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Posted by Amy on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST |
