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About Me

GREATLY ADMIRE:

chandelier baubles naming inanimate objects cloven hooves using chopsticks when appropriate eating large quantities of yogurt or tapioca pudding forked tongues sparkling droplets african bush-babies smooth objects seahorses and leafy sea dragons baby pygmy marmosets clean sheets authenticity STRONGLY DISLIKE:

refilling the ice-tray the strange coating that lingers on the teeth after eating baby spinach leaves nightmares extra-greasy hair Parkay cheeto-chewing in my ear the word "moist" "Grease" cheap champagne sea cucumbers baboon buttocks line dancing scratching the bare back of a human HABITS:

coffee making the bed while I'm still in it hiding collecting jellyfish legs searching for spittle bugs staring at jars of pickled pig's feet resisting alien control inventing stories about strangers maintaining short fingernails tending the ant farm dreaming of Jeannie shower caps may my heart always be open to little/ birds who are the secrets of living/ whatever they sing is better than to know/ and if men should not hear them men are old*** may my mind stroll about hungry/ and fearless and thirsty and supple/ and even if it's sunday may i be wrong/ for whenever men are right they are not young*** and may myself do nothing usefully/ and love yourself so more than truly/ there's never been quite such a fool who could fail/ pulling all the sky over him with one smile/ ***e.e. cummings***

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A mermaid, a talking beast, Stravinsky, living photographs, anyone offering free coffee, massages, music, or money.

My Blog

I really hope this orchestra never decides to go on strike...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJ40F8MLjc
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:42:00 GMT

Fashion Inspiration

These two videos will answer any beauty and fashion questions you may have. They have been quite useful to me so far... http://youtube.com/watch?v=W5cS07X06VY http://www.youtube.com/wa...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Another strange vehicle

My alleyway 10:06 AM: Another strange vehicle sits in the alley making an obnoxious beeping sound for at least 10 minutes. I can't see this one, so I can only guess what evil lurks ins...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:06:00 GMT

Suspicious van

My alleyway 4:17PM: White van pulls up; man with long scraggly hair and baseball-cap gets out, pulls open side door, takes something out, gets back in the van and drives away...leaves b...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:16:00 GMT

Suspicious

In an otherwise peaceful neighborhood, all the loudest things tend to happen in my alleyway at 8:00am or 2:00am. Question 1: Why does a garbage or recycling truck show ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:38:00 GMT

Vile Earwigs

Ahhh, the inferno that is Las Vegas: smoky, blinking casinos, vile earwigs hiding in contact cases, cheap-sex shows, miniature, neon-flavored towns---it's as if a slothful, teenag...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:44:00 GMT

Old Shoes

How could I have possibly become so attached to an old pair of worn-out shoes? I guess it's because we've shared so many good and bad times together. At first they gave ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:35:00 GMT

What not to do if you have insomnia-OR-What I did last night when I couldn't fall asleep:

1) Think about all the things you needed to get done that day, week, or year, but didn't. 2) Become highly aware of the smell of your blanket. 3) Drink lots of water. 4) Wonder where that grade-s...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:39:00 GMT

Seattle Weather Report

It's HAILING!!!
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:59:00 GMT

Today's Tips for Living:

1) After all is said and done, it's best to limit candy necklace-wearing to humans. 2) Prune juice isn't a good party drink...trust me. 3) If you're thinking about quitting coffee, just think back&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:03:00 GMT