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Chillaxinatrix

Commence Thy Chillaxin'.

About Me

susperia meets tones on tails on my darker days!i love people who talk in funny voices BONUS!!!!
especially while they make me dinner
i love people who like to hug me;
i love people who love their pets, curse constantly
and call me out when i'm full of crap
people who have a healthy attitude about food and work and sleep and sex and , y'know... STUFF....
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i hate people who think discussions are arguments
and are passive-aggressive
and smirk instead of saying what's on their mind;
i hate people who tell me what i want to hear, who lie to themselves or their friends
and people with no sense of humor are pretty far down on the list as well.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

cooking, art, music, djing, karaoke, stretching, swimming,marathon trips on subways and trains involving hurried rushing to make connections and the thrill of ALMOST not making it, but then actually making it sexuallll tensionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, sculpture, jewelry-making,teeth cleanliness, competitive snideness, out douche-bagging the douchebaggers

I'd like to meet:

any person who is a great artist but not an overconfident humorless shitbag.

.. width="425" height="350" ..this is my favorite compliment from the surrealist compliment generator
"How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain"
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Music:

ANYTHING GOOD
cripes how am i supposed to list what's good? that's so TIME-CONSUMINGholly golightly, the uppercrust, the walker brothers, peggy lee, brenda lee, lee hazelwood , the woodsmen, the men's recovery project, project runway , way down yonder on the chata hoochie, hooch by the melvins, mel brook's movie sdtks...gang gang dance,toy dolls- diedre's a slag Lady Sovereign- 2 live crew = bad ass bitch Human League= life kills screamin jay hawkins =aligator wine Baltimore Club old time religun=crocodile theatre Hall and Oates- rich girl isely brothers- who's that lady? the cramps- can't hardly stand it bend over i'll drive doris day perhaps perhaps perhaps nancy sinatra- sugartown falling to pieces- fnm hasil adkins-she'll see me again holly golightly- jennifer gentle-i do dream you blue jay way, golden dreams nouvelle vague- too drunk to fuck richard hell / voidoids -liars beware shangri-las "hate to say i told you so" suzi quatro thin lizzy tones on tail o fortuna toy dolls caught it from camilla the streets-fake hats amon duul- basement five-last white christmas cheap trick bo and inez chetham jon spencer lil'kim the datsuns the upper crust turbo negro ween fairport convention the vaselines louis xivv alice cooper petual clark buruzm bob crewe old joan jett afghan whigs john vandeslice peaches and herb vanity six smokey robinson and the miricles the flamingos delta 5 slits screeching weasel country teasers young mc the pleasure seekers ton loc
i gotta do this part all over,man...

Movies:

The FleaMarketeeer Documentary (still in filming).. the idiots.

Television:

hi

Books:

re:search ..PRANKS,country:the twisted roots of rock and roll ( so excellent)collected works of virgil finlay, ATTITUDE: political comic book compilations

Heroes:

george bernard shaw AND HIS platform OF ENGLISH lANGUAGE ALTERATIONS... WC FIELDS, Madeline Khan, Gilda Radner,Carole Burnette,Stephanie Wier, space ghost, erica jong, shel silverstein, b kliban, john elsberry, mikey twigger, dave talbot, mike bowen, my dad, my brother, my mom, my sister, my grandparents , my old friends who turned into drug users before they turned into wastoid drug users, me at age 15, my art and engish teachers, the german 17 year old ambulance driver who helped me understand "The Great Gatsby" as i sat at age 16 in my favorite spot in the world , which is cafe' old vienna, in Mannheim, germany..

My Blog

dear springtime in baltimore:

Do me a gigundo favor and arrive ASAP.I realize March "came in like a lamb" and it was not without noted irony that your March Ides delivered near-unbearable hell unto me as a traveler; however PLEASE...
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

my new band, FURRY DREAMS, ottobar, feb 1st

ottobar staff infection! come see us early like 8pmish
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

certain songs i can't get out of my head this week

"stumblin' in", suzi quatro and chris norman(watch the vid i posted, third one down on my home page or whatever it's called)"she's gone" hall and oates SOOOOOO good"young girl's heart" steve miller ba...
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

my art show will be at the ottobar on dec. 22

that's too soon, to be quite frank. but please come.
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:46:00 PST

raindrops on friggen roses and whiskers on friggen kittens

a few of my favorite things:IN PHOTO AND TEXTText first, TRANSLATED>:ESCALATORS, I ADORE! For Chloé, Zack and Dylan also Alexandra, Alice, Amr, Aya, Léo, Marilou & Philippine When I...
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

eye troubles are disturbing!

so when my glasses broke about a month ago i knew it was bad news. i've been spending this month with very little money , waiting for some which is owed to me, and dealing with limited vision. IT SUCK...
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST

things taking up all my time these days

1) trying to fix up my house to be a paradise2) pursuit of steady odd-jobs type of employment (since my absence due to my near-death in september pissed off my job enough for them to stop giving me gi...
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:47:00 PST

DJ Braggadocio is IN DA HOUSE (i opened for michael showalter and michael ian black!)

THAT'S TRUE!and i will post the set list for THAT tomorrow. been so busty er busy i haven't had time to even EDIT my blogs let alone post new ones.In Closing and as I recently Observed Sir(? )(is he k...
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

kind of a big deal.

links to come.
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

washington post write-up about our pet wedding, ottobar..

click here..
Posted by Chillaxinatrix on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST