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jimjunky32

jimjunky: not just a screenname; a way of life!

About Me

PLEASE NOTE: NO FISH WERE KILLED OR FED ALCOHOL FOR THIS VIDEO. IT JUST UP AND DIED! SCOUT'S (JUNKY'S?) HONOR!!!
..welcome to my moe.space page... (i can't believe no one was calling it that before i got here... buncha slackers) *** and my blog is not a blog, it's a BLAHG, that's very important to know before u try reading it ***i'm neither a jim, nor a junky, nor am i 32... *** and i'm not obsessed; i'm FOCUSED ***please, call me jj (pls. don't call me jim-- that's just creepy) ***HIT STOP ON MY moe. PLAYER AND TREAT YERSELF TO THE TASTY SOUNDS OF THE MACPODZ! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! hit play over there... *** ahhhhh...life is good...i found some suitable moe. on moe.space, tho not on moe.'s moe.st well-known moe.space page... so i still have a bone to pick with them... (tee hee...a bone? pick me! pick me!) *** i'm not mad at moe. anymore, but i like the "bone to pick" line, so i'm keeping it *** man, i love so long. every time i hear it, i dance around the room like i was at a moe. show. *** cows on the right, i don't want no whipped creammmm... *** DUUUUUUDE, FUCK ALL THAT, LISTEN TO THIS VOODOO LADY! creammmm was riiiiight.... (thank you shelle!!) *** ok, i still listen to voodoo lady constantly, but you guys needs to hear some DELTA NOVE. they's goooood, they's reallll gooooood....they's not moe., but they's reallll goooood.... check out their moe.space page, http://www.myspace.com/deltanoveband--note every one of them plays percussion!!! hahaha yay! *** ok, yer on yer own now for the d-no... JIM SENDS ME! *** thanx to snapper, i just HAD to have the dead milkmen for a moe.ment or two... we'll be back to moe. in no time, fear not... let's see, had some faith no more in there (good faith no more, we care a lot, from back in the day), cake for a second til my eyes were opened and i found some tenacious d i could put on here for a nice lil interlewd hahaha *** ok, the non-solicited site that had my "d" has been discovered and axed, so here's some claypool (went & saw him/them in l.a.--what a show! their not-jim. & not-vinnie. are AMAZING!!! (yay! mmmmmm!!!) *** everything else up to this point was window dressing. moe. loves me. and i love moe. and i love CIA. and i love you. unless you are someone i dont like, then i dont like you xoxoxox *** no offense, moe., but i had to put some d on here 'til it gets removed by the powers that be... i still listen to cia daily (along with voodoo lady) xoxoxox *** ok, my current song SAYS it's tenacious d, but it's obviously not *** never mind all that, back to the ol' standby's... i like moe. *** er, and, um, primus too ;-) ** or not... grrrrrr... deleted by artist.. primus sucks (i'm totally hating the powers that be today) *** ok, so i got to watch a john waters movie (a dirty shame) with jim last week, and then on chris hardwick's page, he had my current song by the avalanches, which prominently features sound bites from polyester, so this can be considered sm.c (some moe. content) *** i see the hands go up and the booties drop! mmmmmmm....lynch! *** dog will hunt! *** holy crap! did you hear jim on this down boy from summer camp? mmmmm!!! *** back to voodoo lady! moe. DOESN'T hate me! who knew? *** a little muppets for y'all (thank you, karen)... mmmmmmmmmmm... don't you just looooove when moe. does a nice mah na mah na vocal jam!!! *** DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, GO SEE THE MACPODZ!!!

My Interests

hmmmmmm..... moe. .... jim..... percussion!..... jim...... moe. .... yeah, i think that's about it... oh, and the drums! THE DRUMS!!!

(best jim pic EVER courtesy of kickmedown.com)

I'd like to meet:

(also known as: short, round, talented men i'd like to suck dry) ;-)

vvv that's not a xylophone, it's a mallet kat... i'm just sayin ;-) vvv

Music:

moe., moe., moe. ... also, moe. (the mutaytor's cool too) (the breakfast ain't bad) (string cheese f**kin BLOWS--capital BO-ring!) ... BUT THE MACPODZ IS WHERE IT'S AT, MAN! ... ok, music i was forced to consider for this moe.space page while i was on 4-unsuitable-songs-hiatus from moe.: mike rocklin w/jim AND without (not upset about that one), cris noel (same reason as mike rocklin, not upset either), primus, public enemy, tenacious d, oingo boingo, galactic, nero, stanton moore band, RAQ, beastie boys, dread clampitt, delta nove, offspring, black flag, the toadies (but only possum kingdom), sonic youth, circle jerks, t.s.o.l., fear, dead kennedys, red hot chili peppers, talking heads, frank zappa, yolk, schleigho, butthole surfers, fastway (hahaha!), alice cooper, lynch, conehead buddha (ty mahhhcy), suicidal tendencies, faith no more, cake, camper van beethoven, cracker, the cramps, meat puppets, p.i.l., ominous seapods, x, tool, jane's addiction, metallica (OLD metallica only...not their new crap...'member when they used to be good?)... ok ok ok ween... fishbone, fIREHOSE!!!

Movies:



Television:

here's a veddy nice one from jambandphoto.com

Books:

wow. did you know william s. burroughs wrote a book about me? it's called junky. i just changed every reference to "heroin" or "junk" to "jim," and it's totally about me! hahahahahaha!!!

Heroes:

Your Mom, and big awesome gary, the tapir with the fuckinest snout and the biggest reacharound on either coast!!! oh yeah! it was Dwight!! and rancid too. he is the best thing that ever was, except jim of course.

My Blog

BEEDOGS! the game!

BEEDOGS! the game! ... of forgettin' shitcreated 8/7/07 (an ambrosino©/kolb® production)BEEDOGS! is based on crazy 8's and kind of on UNO, but with regular playing cards.the object of BEEDOGS! is to g...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:18:00 PST

miles and i wrote a joke!!!

and snapper said, "did you actually write it down?" i said, "no." he said, "then you didn't write it."so here it is, in writing, for all the world (or, um, the myspace world, i guess) to see... and fo...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:52:00 PST

so, 2 not-moe. shows in one week... how do i feel about that?

ok, i went to two, count em, TWO, not-moe. shows this week... and i think i liked it! hahahahahaha branching out can be a good thingso i heard that MIKE WATT was playing with banyan at the BEAUTIFUL j...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

here's a bulletin i posted that i thought was pretty amusing

----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: jimjunky32 Date: May 16, 2007 10:02 AM Can you answer 30 questions about your number 2? DON'T change your top friends, and answer 30 question...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

advanced freshness formula for multiple pussies

my pussy smells like kitty litter, moe.stly around the nether regions.is this normal?
Posted by jimjunky32 on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

pussy, pussy everywhere, and not a bite to...

one hand on the keyboard, one on my pussy... now there is pussy hair in my mouth... pussy in my lap>hair in my mouth... moe.st bizarre segue of the day...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST

clap for my pussy

my pussy is so itchy sometimes... demands constant stroking... such a needy little pussy...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:49:00 PST

does your pussy do the dog?

my pussy is a dick who spits. so naughty...needs a lickin...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:03:00 PST

UPDATE: clarification of hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

okay, i just re-read this, and realized it very easily could be misconscrewed. (oops, mrs. freud, your slip is showing!) i meant misconstrued of course... silly me...anyway, just wanted to clarif...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Sun, 07 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

hahahaha!!! pussy or meat? hahahahaha!!!!

hahahahahaha!!!! roomie found this game on tha in-ter-net... hahahahaha!!! i am the center of the universe. hahahahahaha!!! (either i am, or my pussy is.) hahahahahahaha!!!!!http://sexygames.dk/pussyo...
Posted by jimjunky32 on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:20:00 PST