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My name is josh but most ppl know me as Jewmo. im white, my height is 5 foot 9 inches and 3 quarters. my hair is blonde or whitish it depends on who u ask. my eyes are blue. .i like to read, sleep, watch movies . i listen to any type of music except country and polka. I am very weird and diffrent from most ppl and if u dont like how i am tough shit. I mostly listen to classic rock, some gothic music and some rock. I wear a dog collar and most ppl think im weird for it but i just laugh at them.

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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Biting


100%

Chains/Handcuffs


100%

Blood


100%

Bondage


100%

Whips


83%

Blind Folds


33%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.

Whips


100%

Biting


100%

Chains/Handcuffs


100%

Blood


100%

Bondage


100%

Blind Folds


67%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
created with QuizFarm.com your dark side zodiacARIES:You are capable or soaring to any height. Sometimes by utilizing your determined Martian energy. Sometimes by hopping on the nearest broom. You play all the angles, are jealous, competitive, and totally oblivious to your own worst behavior.You don't do laid back. Instead, you picture yourself as The Great Enlightener and spend your time haranguing the rest of us unto submission. You are nearly as tactless as a Sagittarius stuffing his size-twelve foot in his mouth. At the least, you have a gift of gab that can make a Gemini cry, and at your worst, your bellicose attitude loses friends and starts family arguments.Since your favorite topic of conversation is the endless minutiae of your personal existence, you are also a colossal bore. Of course this means little or nothing to you as long as you get to hear yourself talk. You are genuinely perplexed when rooms empty at your appearance and all your friends get Caller ID, then refuse to answer the phone.Your home is a combination trophy shop and arsenal. The hall next to the gun cabinet is filled with heads from your latest Bambi-shoot. The table in the corner holds a high school debate team cup and a marathon dance blue ribbon. Pictures of relatives line the hallways and the basement is stuffed with assorted military gear, World War II surplus, K-rations and bottled water.From the time you learned about the birds and bees (and people would be surprised at how early an age that was) until you're dead, sex is the uppermost thought in your mind. In grammar school, you played doctor. As a teen you wore out the backseat of the family sedan. And as an adult, you forever fall in and out of love.When you aren't filing your fingernails, you are sharpening your rapier wit on unfortunate friends or instigating family feuds. Actually, the word friend is something of a misnomer, because you usually choose people as friends in direct proportion to how they can help further your own plots and plans.You Martians climb the social ladder as eagerly as Capricorns, but with far less finesse. You'll transparently kiss up to the most powerful person around and have the nerve not to blush with shame when you are accused of that very thing. In fact, you'll twinkle and smile, be all the more charming, and get away with the whole mess.Aries is the sign of the sculptor, warmonger, Chippendale dancer, and the bad half of a good-cop-bad-cop team. Rams are also great athletes, freedom fighters, and bank robbers (e.g., Aries Clyde Barrow).You were the type of child that flung open the closet door and dared any monster living there to get out of your space. You also had to get burned before you believed that the stove was really hot. You still do. And therein lies your strength. You have no shame, and more nerve than a one-legged wire walker.
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Afterlife as an Angel... by harmful design
Username:
Age:
Favorite day of the week:
Angel: Angel of Storms
Wing color: Snowflake white
Weapon: Scourge whip
Role: Bringer of the dark

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Your Lust Quotient: 93%
Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over.
And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak! How Much Lust Do You Have? What Is Your Role In A Relationship? (Male and Female, detailed results with Anime Pics!)

You are the Cynic

Love is not for you, you just don't believe in it. It is the sort of thing that you see in the movies, meant for an ideal world. Well, this isn't an ideal world, at least, you certainly don't think it is, and you don't think love will be happening to you. Ever.

Though not being able to fall in love may be considered a bad thing by some, you would argue that you won't ever do anything 'crazy' or 'stupid' because of some emotion. Your cynical feet are firmly on solid ground, and any fall you take isn't going to cause you monumental amounts of pain...

You often form relationships based on physical attraction or else friendships that have become 'something more'. You do believe there is such thing as liking one person more than anyone else, and have accepted that there is a possibility that you could learn to love. But none of this first sight, head over heals nonsense. That sort of thing should stay in the fairy tales and dodgy romance novels where it belongs...

Most compatible with: The Free Spirit

The Free Spirit suits your needs in a relationship just fine. They ask nothing of you, expect nothing and in return you expect nothing of them either. They keep just the right amount of distance, close enough to be a possibility, far enough to keep you interested in their allure and mystery. Don't believe you'll fall in love? Prepare to be proven wrong.

Least compatible with: The Dreamer

The last thing you want when you don't believe in love is the kind of person who dreams to have a romance that lives up to those of the movies. A relationship with the Dreamer would quickly deteriorate. You can't give them what they want, so they would get emotional and angry, as people ruled by their emotions often do. This would lead to arguing and more anger - a very destructive cycle.

Your song is: Stuck in a Moment, U2

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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... eternal

Your Eyes Should Be Violet
Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure

What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your hair
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How cute you are
What makes you fun? Are you kidding? You're boring!
What makes you irresistable? Your laugh
What makes you cute? Your personality

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
You Are A Hazelnut Tree
You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor.
You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding.
No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular.
Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics.
In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.

You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.

Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?
Your Brain is Orange
Of all the brain types, yours is the quickest.
You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all.
Your thoughts are often scattered and random - but they're also a lot of fun!

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about esoteric subjects, the meaning of life, and pop culture. What Color Is Your Brain?
You Are a Boston Terrier Puppy
Aggressive, wild, and rambunctious.
Deep down, you're just a cuddle monster. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
You Communicate Like a Woman
You empathize, talk things out, and express your emotions freely.
You're a good listener, and you're non-judgmental with your advice.
Communication is how you connect with people.
You're always up for a long talk, no matter how difficult the subject matter is. Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
.. You scored as Edward, Edward. Perfect edward. You would die for the person you love and would sacrifice yuor happiness for her safety. That is why you are perfect.

Edward


100%

Bella


100%

Rosalie


83%

Jasper


83%

Esme


58%

Alice


50%

Carlisle


42%

Emmet


33%
Which main character from twilight by stepanie meyer are you?
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.. You scored as Edward, Edward. Perfect edward. You would die for the person you love and would sacrifice yuor happiness for her safety. That is why you are perfect.

Edward


100%

Bella


100%

Rosalie


83%

Jasper


83%

Esme


58%

Alice


50%

Carlisle


42%

Emmet


33%
Which main character from twilight by stepanie meyer are you?
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Your Afterlife As An Angel by electronicoffee
Your User/Name
Your Best Feature
Your Angelic Type Angel of Vision
Your Angelic House House of Archangels [House Rank 8th]
Your Rank In Your House 3
Your Angelic Duty Warrior
Your Divine Weapon Divine Assault : Touch of the Eternal Throne
Your Wing Color Dark Violet
Why You Were Chosen Your Virtue

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What Kind of Angel are you?..
ANGEL OF SADNESSYou're always sad, you think you need to suffer, you thinl yoou are bad and evil...with that you bring sorrow to the world
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Why'd You Commit Suicide? by Caity_1606288
Name
Age
Because.... No one Knows how I Feel ='(
How....? Parana's
How Many Daisies Did you Push up?? 3547
Level of Suicide Creativity 87%

Movies:

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
You are Wrath/Anger!Wow... who got you so mad huh ?? You have serious anger issues!! with a rage that seems somewhat deadly, and a temper that is easily raised, you are by far the scariest sin. You tend to let the little things get to you, and are stressed fairly easily - and woe be it to any of your enemies. On the positive side, you're independent, powerful and a definite leader, if you could just control your moods!Congratulations on being the toughest!! ...and the most independent of all the 7 deadly sins!
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Mors
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Night
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Earthquake
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! You are Most Like A Ruby !Passionate, in control - and very sexy. You tend tobe more dominant, and people long to possess your wild nature. People find you fun, and a real live wire.You're most like a Ruby because people simply can'ttake their eyes away from you - your bright captivatingnature draws people to you.Congratulations ... You're the sparkly fun gem everybody craves.
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You're living the movie Event Horizon!
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Your Soul is Black - Depressed, angsty, distrusting. Life has sent you on one dark ride, and you are having some trouble getting back on track. Don't lose hope, you have to keep with it. Everyone must expirience pain (some more than others), but you have to be strong. In every life some rain must fall before the sun.
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Necromancer. You have a lust for power and vengence. You have the power animate armies of the undead. You want and need control, which you gain through others fear of you. You weave dark magic binding the occupants of entier cemetaries to you, and do not fear the immenent concequences.
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Vampire - You are a slave to the darkness right? Well before you rename yourself Lithius the Bloodmonger and paint up you face, remember YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY A VAMPIRE!!! So you might go to goth clubs and partay with your're darkling buddies, but say hi to the sun every once in a while, it misses you.
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Homocidal Maniac
You are no average warrior, for you fight all of man kind, and anyone else who dares piss you off. Why? Because it's fun, and someone hurt you, so your taking it out on the rest of the world. You may have some type of psycological issue, or maybe your just twisted, never the less, express some patience for the human race. There are good people out there, and you'll never find them if you don't give them a chance.
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You are...DREARY
HUMOR: DarkSYMBOL: New MoonQUOTE: "Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional."--UnkownPOSITIVE TRAITS: MysteriousIndependantUnderstandingNEUTRAL TRAIT: EmotionalNEGATIVE TRAITS:Self-pityingBroodingAngstyAT YOUR BEST: You are contemplative and thoughtful. You are accepting of others.AT YOUR WORST: You brood and sulk. Your dark thoughts can trap you, and your emotions can rule you.
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You are...DREARY
HUMOR: DarkSYMBOL: New MoonQUOTE: "Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional."--UnkownPOSITIVE TRAITS: MysteriousIndependantUnderstandingNEUTRAL TRAIT: EmotionalNEGATIVE TRAITS:Self-pityingBroodingAngstyAT YOUR BEST: You are contemplative and thoughtful. You are accepting of others.AT YOUR WORST: You brood and sulk. Your dark thoughts can trap you, and your emotions can rule you.
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In your dream world there is darkness . . . and vampires, and zombies, and night clubs. NIGHT CLUBS! You can be a lone vampire slayer, or the seductive vampire queen. You can be a powerful necromancer, or half-demon who vengefully walks the streets. You can play in the forever-night that is your mind. Whatever you want, its your imagination, there you can do anything . . .
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?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
Destruction
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You scored as Jigsaw, You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


85%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Leatherface


70%

Pinhead


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Michael Myers


55%

Jason Voorhees


50%

Buffalo Bill


25%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Candyman


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You are the Dark Fairy and you belong to Itachi. You only listen to Itachi, you normally dont do anything, and you are PURE EVIL! You hate Sasuke (just like Itachi does) and you hate every other Fairy in the village (especially that Perky one)!!! >_<
Your Favorite Saying: ~FUCK OFF~

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What is your best element?
Fire
Darkness
Water
Wind
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You got Gaara!

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If you were an animal, what would you be?
I'd be a bat, evil and dark
I'd be a monkey, crazy and fun!
I'd be a cat, cute yet dangerous!
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are More Yin
Feminine
Devoted
Forgiving
Fall
Winter
Afternoon
Moon
Time
Passive
Metal
Honey
Are You More Yin or Yang?
Your Inner Blood Type is AB!
Your personality is hard to define - you're very unconventional.
And even if your personality could be defined, it would be completely different next week!
Outgoing and shy, sensitive and thoughtless, you tend to have a very split personality.
This makes you unpredictable. You can be a total angel - and a total devil.

You are most compatible with: everyone!

Famous Type AB's: Jackie Chan and Marilyn Monroe What's Your Inner Blood Type?

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Which Jhonen Vaquez character are you? By EmReznor .

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Posted by tragically delicious on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:50:00 PST

fuck you ppl that use others, etc.

y do ppl use others? y do they treat others like shit? y do they ignore them just because they r diffrent? i hate ppl that does shit like that. if you r like that you better change. its not right to h...
Posted by tragically delicious on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST

love?

is love real? can one live with out it? do u have to have a heart to love? am i loveable? do i love people? does the world need love to survive? is love just a fantasy someone made up just as hop...
Posted by tragically delicious on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST