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Dustin Guarenteed to offend

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About Me

I guess I'm pretty cool in a sense. I am in love with horror movies, and wierd ass plotless movies. I am a Punk, Grunge kid. Got a problem I'll Curb stomp you. But I am a nice guy so if you wanna add me just do it. I can be very shy and self reserved the first time you meet me but once I get to know you, and warm up to you I can be pretty fun. I am the kid that is very intelligent but has no common sense. I can't do the whole not shower thing because my hair get's greesier than lard. Well Thats all I can think of If you wanna know anything about me just ask. I play a few instruments.href="http://www.pimpmyspace.org"
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My Interests

Playing music, Listening to music, Writing music,Zombies, gore, horror, Talking about Politics, Sleeping, Eating, Going to shows, Reading, working on random shit, and filming stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain, Joe Strummer,George A. Romero, Jello Biafra, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Meg and Jack White, Mark Arm, Gus Van Zant, Charles R. Cross,Marc Unseen, Henry Rollins, Rancid those are a few people who I wouldn't mind meeting.id=1677" What pro guitarist are you?


You are Kurt Cobain the King of grunge you are a idol millions love you and you are a genus.

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Music:

My favorite band is Nirvana but other than that.....Punk fucking rock, Dead Kennedys, Operation Ivy, Black Flag, The Germs, The Adicts, Aus-Rotten, Leftover crack, Nausea, Fleas and Lice, Filth, Dirt, The exploited, Minor Threat, Crass, The Casualties, The Unseen, The Circle Jerks, Leftover Crack, Social Distortion, Bad Brains, Instant asshole, Buzzcocks, The Clash, Joe Strummer, Misfits, The reverend horton heat, The Vandals, Bad Religion, Tiger Army, I like other genres as well like Ska, Reggae, Grunge,Crust/Anarcho punk, thrash, and grindcore and a bit of metal. Any questions just leave me a message and ask me.
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Fender Strat
You are a Fender Stratocaster. You are the orignal rock and roll guitar.

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Movies:

Like I said horror, wierd plotless movies, c movies, Low budget lol. A few examples of my favorite movies are The Evil Dead series, The Clerks series, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Tenacious D and the pick of destiny, SLC punk, and Last days are just a few examples of what I like. etc Take the quiz:
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Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Andy Milonakis, Vh1 stuff, and Wonder Showzen are my favorites oh yeah South Park too and the Tenacious D show that was on HBO.

Books:

Heavier than heaven, Punk,Zombie Survival guide,Night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc3e_xN_JNc

Heroes:

My Dad, My Mom, Bill Cosby, Jack Black, And my friends you guys fuckin save me.

My Blog

Goodbye Las Cruces

Well as all of us know the year long anticipated summer break is around the corner, as well as my days in Las Cruces. Some of you may be happy I'm leaving but I hope not all of you. I just wanted to ...
Posted by Dustin Guarenteed to offend on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

New Band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok as some of you may have heard The Concieved, broke up. But me and my friend Mariah wanted to start a new band so we invited Jon. Thefore we got Jeff. So the main setup is Jeff, and me on guitar, Ma...
Posted by Dustin Guarenteed to offend on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:23:00 PST

Why do you ask?

People always ask me "why is one of your heroes a drug filled dead guy?" Well I dont see the drugs and suicide. I see a person that was a brilliant song writer, and a great musician. We all know it, K...
Posted by Dustin Guarenteed to offend on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:15:00 PST