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Geoff Kole

Like George Carlin told me back stage... "keep kickin’ em’ in the nuts."

About Me

Grew Up in Long Island NY and currently residing in NY City: I'm a professional Actor/Comedian with a background in Show Production, Public Speaking, Nutrition, Healing, Real Estate, Aerospace and Defense. Got started by booking my own gigs and performing on them. Lost my Dad recently who was my hero and best friend. I promised to carry on his legacy of being a decent man who keeps his word while being loyal to my friends. I value the spoken word and enjoy hand rolled cigarettes occasionally.Patience, perseverance, compassion, ambition and discipline are the magic steps to making it in any business. Let us not forget diplomacy.

My Interests

Stand Up Comedy, Studying other cultures and people, nutrition, Martial Arts, Motivational Speaking and Materials on that subject. Health and fitness, anything having to do with Wellness- I suppose finding another occupation wouldn't hurt! However I enjoy a good challenge.

I'd like to meet:

Steven Spielberg, Jeff Goldblum, Jay Leno, My Grandfather George Eggers(Grandfather), Jeffrey Katzenberg, David Letterman, Opera Winfry(that's for the female vote), Clint Eastwood, Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, Nat Turner, Denzel Washington, Richard Pryor, and the 100 riches people in the world.

Music:

Coldplay, King Krimson, Pink Floyd, ELP, Jeff Beck, Jazz, Classical, Rap.

Movies:

FOREST GUMP, KUNG-FU HUSTLE, HOOSIERS, PLATOON, LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, BLAZING SADDLES, ANY MARX BROTHERS FILM, MRS. GUENAVERE, 12 OCLOCK HIGH, HIGH NOON, STALIG 17, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, SCARFACE, GODFATHER, RAGING BULL, ROCKY, STAR WARS, BLADE RUNNER.

Television:

SEINFELD, LARRY DAVID, MILITARY CHANNEL, COLLEGE BASKEBALL, BOXING, E-CHANNEL, CONAN O'BRIEN, COMEDY CENTRAL

Books:

GREAT GAT., LEADERSHIP SECRETS OF ATILLA THE HUN, WIN FRIEND/INFLUENCE PEOPLE, PSYCHO CYBERNETICS, THICK FACE-BLACK HEART, MOBY DICK, POWER, THE ART OF WAR.

Heroes:

RFK, MALCOM X, LENNY BRUCE, GEORGE CARLIN, RICHARD PRYOR.

My Blog

Memorial Day 2008 Blog!

Ok Gang,News for the Week. Been sleeping late, taking time to re charge my batteries! Decided I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Lost my fucking recorder at a gig which I was happy to get, ho...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:53:00 PST

with help Rotti is saved from death!

Interesting week! First off lets talk about the Rottweiter named "Slim" I rescued (see photo). I fell in love with him and was heart broken to let him go. However it gets interesting. The neighbor I ...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:30:00 PST

MORE FUN AND GAMES IN THE COMEDY BIZ

OK, SO I'M NOT MARRIED TO SOMEONE IN THE BUSINESS TO PUSH MY CAREER ALONG. HOWEVER I'LL RUB SOMEONE'S FEET! Vat a week! First off thanks to "Seven" Thompson, Danielle, Trainor, Rocha, Josh "bleed the ...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

News for Week :until April 2oth, 2008

The News! It's been a tumultuous yet positive week. Underground Lounge shows are going very well. Mondays are the most fun with a very supportive crew supporting the show. Some real audience drops in...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

Comedy news what a fun business- but he keeps going!

Hey Gang!It was a nice week, we have a great bunch of comics helping out at the shows and they are getting funnier all the time. Tired of working with assholes and self-serving individuals. There are ...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST

My weekly address...read, listen, digest and dont react...

OK- the gossip...I got my ass reamed out at a new times square area room last Friday by management because....I was not doing my part to have comics bring friends to the new show / meaning I was booki...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:43:00 PST

Booking a Comedy Room

Well I've learned that being pleasant is the way to go. Many comics complain they are not treated with respect, even if they call a few hours before a fully booked show requesting(demanding more like ...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:16:00 PST

Stand Up Comedy

Wuz up ya-all! Another night of Producing and doing stand up comedy. Some of my jokes worked very well, cool! I dealth with management trying to make me feel bad but hey, it ain't personal shun! Once ...
Posted by Geoff Kole on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:55:00 PST