ALDO

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aldo "The Maller" Marachlian
Birthday: When I have a naked clown singing happy birthday and feeding me cake.
Birthplace: A Place That Sounds Like "You Are Gay"
Current Location: Curled Up In A Fetal Position In My Closet.
Eye Color: One Is Doodie Brown And The Other Is Black And Blue
Hair Color: On My Head Brown On My Crutch Bald Eagle.
Height: Tall Enough To Have A Midget Give Me Head And Not Bend Over.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Always Feels Like Someone Else Is Doing It For Me.
Your Heritage: My Mother Was Born In Italy And Escaped Before They Started Calling Sauce "Gravy" And My Father Left Armenia to Be Freed From Eating Grape Leaves
The Shoes You Wore Today: I Wore My Pilgrim Shoes With That Huge Buckle But The Buckle Had Glitter To Match My Toe Polish.
Your Weakness: Looking At Girls Asses As They Go Up To Get Communion In Church.
Your Fears: Waking Up With A Huge Black Man In My Bed Saying "Was It As Good For You As It Was For Me?"
Your Perfect Pizza: Argentine Pizza With Mate,Pig Blood Sausage And Cow Intestines.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To Win The Special Olympics For The 20 Yard Drool.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Wait You Have A Cock??"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Why Am I Handcuffed To This Radiator?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My Booticilious ASS
Your Bedtime: When The Volume Kicks In
Your Most Missed Memory: My Uncle Beating Me With A Wet Noodle To The Beat Of Jump By Van Halen
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' What Ever Happened To RC Cola?
McDonalds or Burger King: Kennedy Fried Chicken.Now You Know I'm Dangerous!
Single or Group Dates: Is A Fat Girl Considered A Group Date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Which One Is On Sale?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Which Flavor Would White Implants With Brown Auroras Be?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Makes You Go Much Faster
Do you Smoke: I smoked a Ham Once
Do you Swear: Once I Told Someone To Go To Hell.
Do you Sing: I Usually Sing Culture Club's Full Album As I Masturbate And Shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Does A Bum Smell Like Piss?
Do you want to go to College:&..39;
Do you want to get Married: I Did But Dana Plato Is Dead
Do you belive in yourself: Until I Lost My 3rd Grade Spelling Bee I Did.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only WhenI'm Tied Up In Someone's Trunk Of There Car!
Do you think you are Attractive: Well I Know I Look Better Than The Guy From The Movie Powder.
Are you a Health Freak: I Masturbate Twice Daily
Do you get along with your Parents: CAN'T JOKE ABOUT THIS!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not When I'm Tied To A Tree Naked.
Do you play an Instrument: I Can Make Noises With My Armpit And Hand.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only With Priests From My Local Church
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes After A Few Drinks With The Priests
In the past month have you been on : An Amputee Midget With Implants
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Isn't That A Small Edible Fruit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Where Else Can I Get Stared At By 16 Year Old Girls?"OH MY GOD HE"S SO HOT!"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Is That A Racist Remark?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does Going Down A Girl Count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: I Played A Tree In A Play About Cows With Diarrhea
In the past month have you been Dumped: No But I Dumped A Load.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I ate Chicken Nuggets Naked And Double Dipped In A McDonald's At A Childrens Birthday Party."Mommy That's Not A Balloon Animal!"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My Friends Glass Eye
Ever been Drunk: One Night Driving Cardinal O'Coner Home
Ever been called a Tease: A Nun Lifted Up Her Skirt And Gave Me A Wet Willy.
Ever been Beaten up: My Meat Has Been Beaten
Ever Shoplifted: I Swallowed A Jaw Breaker And Walked Out The Store And Then Choked And Passed Out On The Fire Alarm
How do you want to Die: Dressed As A Clown Smoking A Hand Rolled cigarrette Against A Wall In Guatemala.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Rodeo Clown
What country would you most like to Visit: YOU ARE GAY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color: Pubic Red
Short or Long Hair: Something Nice I Can Pull And Say "Scream My Name"To.
Height: 2 1/2 Feet So If She's Bad I Can Put All The Food In The Freezer And She Can Starve.
Weight: Hulk Hogna Weight
Best Clothing Style:&..39;
Number of I have taken: Ok So This Means WHAT????
Number of CDs I own: How Many Did I Take From Your Car?
Number of Piercings: 2 You Got To Figure Out Where.
Number of Tattoos: A Smurf Shooting A Load On My Ass
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 35,479,674,000

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