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John

I refuse to own a non-smoking monkey

About Me

Good news, you can stop looking because you just found the coolest person ever. My name is John Fucking Hyne, John or Your Awsomeness for short. I live in Palm Beach county, but will soon be moving to Orlando where I'll be attending UCF studying psychology.
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My Interests

I have a lot of hobies, I like movies and books. I write a little, I enjoy my friends and hanging out with them. Psychiatry and Psychology are major interests of mine, which is probably why I work in a mental institution... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

My Grandma when she was 17,Carl Jung, Bertrand Russle, Eric Ericson, Teddy Rosevelt, that monkey they sent into space which came back super smart

Music:

The best band in the world is Modest Mouse, listen to them. Beyond them I also like The White Stripes, The Kills, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Franz Ferdinan to name a few
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Movies:

Movies are something I really enjoy...I like all kinds of movies, although I do prefer something with a little substance. Quentin Tarantino is my favorite director, I love all of his movies. Some of my other favorites are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Waking Life, Gattica, The Matrix....so many others, I'll just stop there though because I'm lazy.
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Television:

I mainly watch comedies or sci-fi shows when I watch T.V. The Daily Show is one of my favorites, Arrested Development is the funniest show on tv, the new Battle Star Galactica on sci-fi is spectacular, and of course my lifelong favorite show The Simpsons ??Which colour of Death is yours??
GREEN, Your death's colour is Green. Death of the mind. Your heart is isolated within your mind. You seek knowledge. You are very rare.
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Books:

I read all the time, I like fantasy and sci-fi books as well as contemporary literature. My favorite book is Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein, with Extremly Loud and Increddibly Close by Jonathan Safron Foer coming in a very near second My score on The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test :
Warlord
(You scored 77 charisma, 42 mutation, and 57 wits!)
Congratulations! You survived the end of time.Not only that, your keen intellect and strong social instincts have allowed you to band together with other survivors who quickly proclaim you as leader. Very few survived the war, but the best and brightest among those who did, including yourself, sought out others of similar interests.You have very few enemies, mostly because you have eliminated them all before they became a threat. Your benevolent rule encourages your small society to begin rebuilding human civilization.It's good to be King.Survival chance : 95%Possible outcomes:Wits Charisma CategoryLowmutation high high Warlordlow Driferlow high Vegabondlow CorpseHighmutation high high Mutant Kinglow Mutant Outcastlow high Mutant Hordelinglow Mutant Corpse
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Heroes:

What Pin Up girl are you?
you are the smartie pants! you're very intectual and love to read and write..its all good..you'll be successful later on in life!
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My Blog

Ten Reasons Sara Palin is a Cunt

After watching the v.p. debates tonight and being confronted with a performance by Sara Palin that- though less than stunning- was much better than expected, I thought it would be a good idea to do a ...
Posted by John on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:55:00 PST

What kind of word has 2 U’s? That’s what a W’s for

Why are there no good ideas anymore? Isn't there anything worth attention left yet uninvented...I guess not, because the only inventor I hear about on a regular basis is the guy who invented the Dyson...
Posted by John on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST

Howl

Last night I heard some news that really shocked me. Apparently a girl that I used to work with named Diane had killed herself about a week ago. Now I didn't know Diane all that well, but hearing this...
Posted by John on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:17:00 PST

Talking shit about a Pretty Sunset

Late at night When a wall of black Is held at bay By the small circles Of flickering, artificial light. Circles that stretch and reach for each other Reach but only graze the edge if the next Low h...
Posted by John on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

Always look on the bright side of life, or fuck off Lou Dobbs

If you watch TV, and I'm sure you do because we're in America, then you've probably noticed that the world seems to be ever more quickly falling apart. It seems that you can't turn on any of the 24 ho...
Posted by John on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:17:00 PST

Happy Birthday Mr. President

My birthday is almost here, and seeing that it is my 21st birthday it's probably the last one that I'll be looking forward to. So in anticipation for the event, I've made a list here of the top 21 rea...
Posted by John on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

After an unfortunately long hiatus due to some draconian requirements in my EMT class, I'm happy to say that my beard has made a triumphant return. In light of this I wanted to take a few moments to t...
Posted by John on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

You can't see tits on the radio

I'm a fan of the constitution. Unfortunately these days that seems to put me in the minority. Over the past six years major erosions have taken place in the rights and liberties that the constitution ...
Posted by John on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:58:00 PST

The world is my ashtray

After starting the my fall semester on Wednesday, I've been yet again rudely reminded of the fact that I am part of the only remaining minority that it's politically correct to be prejudice against: I...
Posted by John on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out

I recently made the decision to stop wearing underwear. Now I know what you're thinking: hot, and you're right it totally is, but more importantly it's a slap in the face to conventional sexual mores...
Posted by John on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:40:00 PST