Laughing is my favorite past time. Making others laugh is almost as fun. I also like magic, comedy, films, building props, writing, and pooping when I have to.
I'd like to meet:
Johnny Carson... is it too late? He was awesome!I would also like to meet nice, funny people.I would also like to meet a bounty hunter. I don't really need one, but it would be cool to know a bounty hunter.I would also like to meet George W. Bush... so I could smack the crap out of him. Maybe if I meet a bounty hunter, I could also meet George Bush... if I met a bounty hunter, I would slip him an extra five bucks to put the handcuffs on Bush a little extra tight... hee hee...
Music:
Hmmm......Anything but country and easy listening. Why is easy listening so hard to listen to?I likes me the classic rock, techno, some rap, blues, and jazz.Did I mention Country sucks chode? Any genre of music with a lyric, "I got a BBQ stain on my white T-Shirt" is worthless! Is he bragging that he can afford BBQ, or the fact that he's a slob? Here's a thought, wear a bib, loser!
Movies:
Wizard of Oz,
Forest Gump,
Goonies,
Star Wars,
Snatch,
Pulp Fiction,
Goodfellas,
Big Fish,
Borat,
Willy Wonka (both)
Vacation and Xmas Vacation
Television:
The Daily Show - Real Time w/ Bill Maher - Simpsons - Family Guy - SNL - Futurama - Mythbusters - Unwrapped - and any documentary showing animals eating other animals.
Books:
Andy Kaufman revealed - Bob Zmuda -
When will Jesus Bring the Porkchops - George Carlin -
Fast Food Nation - Eric Schlosser - The End of Faith - Sam Harris - The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins - One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish - Dr. Suess
Heroes:
My dad... and spiderman is cool too! The animated one, not the Tobey one.
