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About Me

The votes have been tabulated... the results are in!!! I have just been nominated "Best Magician in the Buss Family" That's right; my parents, cousins, aunts, uncles and siblings were all asked to name their favorite magician in the family. I got 100% of the votes!!! This is very exciting for me. This is much better than last year when I was voted "Worst Cook in the Buss Family"Check out my website... www.ericbuss.comOh, and check out my Letterman appearance below! ENJOY!

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My Interests

Laughing is my favorite past time. Making others laugh is almost as fun. I also like magic, comedy, films, building props, writing, and pooping when I have to.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Carson... is it too late? He was awesome!I would also like to meet nice, funny people.I would also like to meet a bounty hunter. I don't really need one, but it would be cool to know a bounty hunter.I would also like to meet George W. Bush... so I could smack the crap out of him. Maybe if I meet a bounty hunter, I could also meet George Bush... if I met a bounty hunter, I would slip him an extra five bucks to put the handcuffs on Bush a little extra tight... hee hee...

Music:

Hmmm......Anything but country and easy listening. Why is easy listening so hard to listen to?I likes me the classic rock, techno, some rap, blues, and jazz.Did I mention Country sucks chode? Any genre of music with a lyric, "I got a BBQ stain on my white T-Shirt" is worthless! Is he bragging that he can afford BBQ, or the fact that he's a slob? Here's a thought, wear a bib, loser!

Movies:

Wizard of Oz, Forest Gump, Goonies, Star Wars, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Big Fish, Borat, Willy Wonka (both) Vacation and Xmas Vacation

Television:

The Daily Show - Real Time w/ Bill Maher - Simpsons - Family Guy - SNL - Futurama - Mythbusters - Unwrapped - and any documentary showing animals eating other animals.

Books:

Andy Kaufman revealed - Bob Zmuda - When will Jesus Bring the Porkchops - George Carlin - Fast Food Nation - Eric Schlosser - The End of Faith - Sam Harris - The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins - One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish - Dr. Suess

Heroes:

My dad... and spiderman is cool too! The animated one, not the Tobey one.

My Blog

More proof there is no god!

The lovable Tim Russert is dead. The Trainwreck Ann Coulter is still alive... The hilarious George Carlin is dead. The slurring Colin Quinn is still alive... Bo Diddley is dead. The lea...
Posted by Eric Buss on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:45:00 PST

FRY’S Electronics

FRY'S Electronics SUCKS ASS!!!!! DO NOT SHOP THERE! http://www.forbes.com/forbes/1997/1103/6010086a.html...
Posted by Eric Buss on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:41:00 PST

Things I hate!

I try not to hate things... Hate is a strong word. I try to "strongly dislike" things until I have more information. Then, if my strong dislike evolves into hatred, so be it. But I always give things ...
Posted by Eric Buss on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

Supercuts

Do you know why they call it "Supercuts?" Because "Have a nervous breakdown while waiting to see how your hair turns out" was too long for the sign. Why do I go there? Well, I'm a gamblin' man. ...
Posted by Eric Buss on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:49:00 PST

Ross Xmas Commercials

So, ROSS (the department store that puts their clothes in piles, instead of on racks) was running Xmas commercials before Halloween!!! This should be illegal! How the hell can I concentrate on pouring...
Posted by Eric Buss on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

500 friends

..> I'm currently at the "499 friend" mark on my myspace page...do balloons fall from my ceiling when I hit 500? I'll shit my pants if they do! Tom, did you sneak into my house to pla...
Posted by Eric Buss on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

Who knew?

Most beers, when consumed enough of, will give you a headache the next day... Oh, but not Budweiser... it gives you a headache as you drink it. Why do I know this? I'm currently drinking it. Norm...
Posted by Eric Buss on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

Fucking Walmart

So, my wife downloaded a song from Walmart dot com... she payed $.88 for it. Cheaper than I tunes, but turns out... we can't listen to it anywhere but on our computer. It's protected. We can't burn it...
Posted by Eric Buss on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST

Karma smacked that bitch up!

I don't believe in God. So, I really can't believe in Karma either... I don't think there is a superpower doing bad shit to bad people and good shit to good people. If you are a good person, people ar...
Posted by Eric Buss on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

Hand Shakes

For many years now, humans have been greeting each other with various styles of hand shakes. I'm talking about the "firm grip" kind, not the "hands mixed with ice cream and milk" kind. But latel...
Posted by Eric Buss on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST