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Craptastic

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I Rock and Roll, sometimes even at the same time. My wife is cool. My Dog eats razor blades. I own things and often use them. I rarely bathe. Meatloaf can be a tasty dish if served moist. I'm so talented it sometimes seems that I have no talent at all. I'm willing to commit to the Great American Sit and Sticker. Music speaks to me, so do the voices in my head. I know people.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a mission, or a cause, or a volkswagon. Anyone with an appreciation of fine cutlery who can speak spanish. Free thinkers who aren't afraid of disco but don't wear polo. Someone who can cure something, or a speed reader. People who lisp but don't think their thit don't thtink. Cake bakers. The mailman, unless they're bringing bills. Any good ficitional character, like George W. Bush. Lawbreakers and the policemen that punish them. Burt Reynolds.

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