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CJ

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About Me

Please take a look at my video stuff and give some feedback when you have a chance. Got a reel and a monologue up here for starters. Here's the embedded copies:
MY REEL
CJ's Acting Reel

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A MONOLOGUE A Monologue

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I want to have a character I play on the big screen made into an action figure: I want to be able to play with myself without actually having to touch myself. It will also prevent nasty legal battles when children touch me. (That there's a joke for all of the idiots who might be reading this.)
I love acting. It's one of the few things that actually brings me totally selfish happiness. Writing is good for me, too, as I really think I have some creatively good ideas brewing in my skull. But writing is a painful art for me. Acting is pure joy.
Watching porn is good, too. Now, how can I make money off of that...
I really enjoy driving. When I'm not stuck in traffic. Even though I'm not currently driving a car that allows for supreme vehicular enjoyment.
That being said, I'd really like to be able to take the time to drive the length of old Route 66 one of these days and explore the sights along the way.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frank Welker (Holy shit! I've been copying this guy for most of my life!), Billy West, George Clooney, Patrick Stewart, George Carlin,

Music:



Pretty damned eclectic: Annie Lennox, Badlands, Barenaked Ladies, Blink 182, Bonnie Raitt, Count Basie, Cyndi Lauper, Dan Penn, Danny Elfman, Dead Milkmen, Dean Martin, Dio, Eagles, Elton John, Eric Clapton (in all bands/incarnations), Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Guns 'N' Roses, Howard Shore, James Horner, Jerry Goldsmith, Jet, Jimmy Dorsey, John Williams, Journey, Justine Willis, Mark Snow, Megadeth, Metallica (pre Bob Rock), Miles Davis, Motley Crue, Natalie Merchant, Nichole Alden, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pixies, Queensryche, Rachmaninoff, Sarah McLachlan, Schubert, Sinead O'Connor, Slaughter, Slayer, Social Distortion, Stone Temple Pilots, Tommy Dorsey, Velvet Revolver, Yann Tiersen,

Movies:


2001: A Space Odyssey, A History of Violence, Airplane!, Akira, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, All That Jazz, Always, Being There, Best In Show, Big Trouble in Little China, Blazing Saddles, Bubba Ho-Tep, Casablanca, Chaplin, Children of Men, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Cyrano de Bergerac, Dark City, Dog Day Afternoon, Dracula, Duel, Dune, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Enemy Mine, eXistenZ, Fifth Element, Frankenstein, Galaxy Quest, Garden State, Good Night, and Good Luck, Gremlins, History of the World Part I, Hot Fuzz, Hudsucker Proxy, I Am Sam, Incident at Loch Ness, Joe Versus the Volcano, Lady and the Tramp, Leaving Las Vegas, Little Miss Sunshine, Lord of the Rings series, Mallrats, Moulin Rouge, Network, Nightmare Before Christmas, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Outfoxed, Pauline et Paulette, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, porn, Princess Bride, Rock and Rule, Schizopolis, Sin City, Stardust, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek: First Contact, Strange Brew, Syriana, Terminator, Terror of Tiny Town, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The Blues Brothers, The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Empire Strikes Back, The Fifth Element, The Fly, The Goonies, The Kid Stays in the Picture, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Producers (original), The Second Degree, The World's Fastest Indian, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Tron, Vanilla Sky, When Harry Met Sally..., Wizards, Young Frankenstein

Television:



24, Alien Nation, All In The Family, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica (both versions), Beakman's World, Brimstone, Bullshit!, CSI, Farscape, Futurama, How It's Made, K Street, Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List (even if I'm not one of her gays), Lexx, Life, Mythbusters, Northern Exposure, Planet Earth, Pushing Daisies, Samurai Jack, Sealab 2021, Six Feet Under, South Park, South Park, Spaced, Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (the best of the lot), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Honeymooners, The Riches, The Tick, The Venture Brothers, Transformers, V, X-Files, X-Play

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Acting in Film, Asimov (everything), Bee Season, Bio of A Space Tyrant series, Chung Kuo, Dark Tower series, Dogsbody, Dragonlance (first 6 books), Dune series, Ender's Game (and sequels), Foundation series, Hyperspace, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, Illusion: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Incarnations of Immortality series, Kalki, Myth series, Night, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, Sandman (everything), Siddhartha, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (& sequels), The Phantom of the Opera, The Stand, The White Plague, Vonnegut (everything), Watchmen, Worldwar series (Harry Turtledove)

Heroes:

Isaac Asimov, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, Arthur C. Clarke, Tim Burton, Steven Spielberg, Bruce Campbell, Lucille Ball, Robert Heinlen, J. Michael Straczynski, Stephen King, Robert Evans, George Carlin, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Supervillains, George Clooney

My Blog

Just a little musing

Every time some woman sexually abuses a boy and gets away with it (they are hardly ever sentenced to the same amount/types of punishment as men are when they do the same to a girl) because of some rat...
Posted by CJ on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST

I want a theremin... and a copy of the original song

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Posted by CJ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST

Bah ha ha!

AMV Hell 4: Cowbell Hero Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by CJ on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:12:00 PST

Crossing the Line

I work on a studio lot which houses several WGA signatory productions. The show I'm currently working on is one of those. We've lost our writing staff to the strike.I'm fully in favor of the WGA's pos...
Posted by CJ on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:34:00 PST

In Memoriam

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Posted by CJ on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

My Dad sent me this Important Update

PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOODCrawford , Texas - A tragic flood early this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both o...
Posted by CJ on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST

Eric Buss on Letterman!

My friend, Eric Buss, is an extremely talented and funny magician (talented and funny even when he's not a magician). On Friday, Oct. 12, 2007, he was featured on "The Late Show with David Letterman" ...
Posted by CJ on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST

Is that your card?

You are The MagicianSkill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.The Ma...
Posted by CJ on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:55:00 PST

They got me in this one, too...

Just after the 2 minute mark. ...
Posted by CJ on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

Dumb Little Me

OK. Forgot to post about Superbad. Man, see this! See it more than once, like I already have. Extremely funny, extremely quotable. This thing is probably the Fast Times of the current "generation" (my...
Posted by CJ on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST