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Bandit

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About Me

I love tequila.

My Interests

Get the rear fog lamp. mini cooper funny driving

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I'd like to meet:

Mr Tequilahead, and a Narwhal. Hopefully in the same night.Go to my website: www.theminiskirts.com It has my blog: Go Skirt Go!

Music:

RING STING would be an awesome name for a band. I was also recently clued into Reese's Feces, but although that is not a name for a band (yet), it is a really funny thing to do with poop and candy coating. I love the Pixies. NEW 2007 MINI!!!!!!! MINI Cooper S - Genie

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Movies:

Ring Sting would also be a great name for a porn movie. I have also been recently clued in to Squatter Pops, which is not a movie (yet) but it entails poop, ziploc bags, and some freezer time.Hammer & Coop Ep 3

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Television:

Per a discussion, Ring Sting would be a good name for a cocktail bar, and a signature cocktail, although it's a little "on the nose" if you know what I mean. I also like to think of Chapoopas, which are not on TV, but should be, as they are as entertaining as anything else on there, and probably produce the same type of halitosis.

Books:

MINI owner's manual And furthermore, Hot Pacos can be delicious, if one has a taste for poop and ass. And a little Tapatio sauce.

Heroes:

The greatest American hero: The Greatest American Hero, and Dirty Sanchez. He's my stinky faced buddy.

My Blog

Cinco de Mini May 4th!

Oh yes, it's that time of year again... time to dust off your sombrero and warm up your pinata arm because the Mini Skirts are riding again! It's CINCO DE MINI!!!!!! May 4th we're meeting up in Forest...
Posted by Bandit on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

Komen Race for the Cure

I've created a Team Mini Skirts for the upcoming Komen Race for the Cure, with proceeds benefitting breast cancer research.  If you would like to join me on my team, that would kick ass.  He...
Posted by Bandit on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:37:00 PST

Tits and Tequila for Cancer

Holy Shiznit!People are amazing!  I am having a benefit to raise money and awareness for Komen.org, this being Breast Cancer Awareness month... and after just a few emails and bulletins sent out,...
Posted by Bandit on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:08:00 PST

Yay for legs!

I'm glad I have 2 legs and that they work really well.  They're so good at propelling me forward at whatever speed I choose.  They are good at holding up the rest of my body.  They are ...
Posted by Bandit on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Life is so GOOD!

Sigh.  I am so happy right now, and I'm amazed I feel this way.  My savings account is dwindling, my social life is suffering, my foot hurts, I haven't worked out in 2 weeks (due to the sore...
Posted by Bandit on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:01:00 PST

MINI SKIRTS RALLY SEPT 15th!

Hey everybody! I'm having a MINI Skirts Poker Rally in Valencia September 15th!It will be starting at College of the Canyons between 9 and 11 am, where we will register and then head out on a scenic d...
Posted by Bandit on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

MINI Skirts Photo shoot!

Hey ladies! If you have time on Thursday (this Thursday, the 21st) I need you to come out to a little park by my work to take some pictures for the upcoming MINI Skirts Poker rally postcard and promot...
Posted by Bandit on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

Helmets

Rumour has it I am getting a helmet.  Well, I HAVE a helmet, but I'm getting it turned into a pink helmet.  It's going to be the most awesomest pink helmet in the whole wide world.  Rum...
Posted by Bandit on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

I heart race tracks

Today I went (by myself) to the Willow Springs Raceway to hang out with a bunch of vintage porsche guys that I had only met on Saturday night.  I have never been to any sort of raceway and was re...
Posted by Bandit on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

New Years Rally- IT'S ON!!!

I bit the bullet.  All my MINI Skirts, if you didn't get the email, consider this your invitation: Monday, January 1st 2pm Bob's Big Boy/Starbucks Parking Lot in Burbank 4211 Riverside Drive Burb...
Posted by Bandit on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST