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TheJoeShow

I'm on a diet of Coors Light and Vodka

About Me

Los Angeles and San Diego Underground Comedy Legend. I have five different jobs and I work half-ass at all of them. I work only to be able to eat and drink with class. I am a man of social grace and cultural taste, a crip walk expert, cougar tamer, harmonica virtuoso and well-rounded druggie. I can be an amoral womanizer one day and the cheeziest romantic creepazoid the next, all depends on what type of floozie I'm dealing with. A buccaneer, a slave, a rogue, a general. The following is a list of things that I hold dear-*thick women with loose morals*Jameson Irish Whiskey*Makers Mark*The Lamplighter*my partner Jimmy Beam*Hohner Mouth Organs*Acres of Books in da LBC*theatre arts*getting blasted on the highest grade*hispanic ladies*older broads*gardenias*maple and brown sugar oatmeal with sliced banana*ripping the waves to shreds w/Goyo & Occy*stoner chicks*karaoke artistry*chocolate strawberrys*hard drugs on new years eve*having a cocktail, then eating a nice meal while enjoying a good wine with a lady who can tell a story*dessert with a double espresso*dive bars*cigars*mafia lore*mountains of cocaine in Vegas*doing drunk stand-up comedy*dark beer*dry humping*Strawberry Twizzlers*Irish Car Bombs*dancing to hip-hop music with thick women*one night stands with Christian girls*humor at the expense of others*pocket billiards*go-go dancers*gift baskets and/or bags*concrete*watching the news then Letterman*Turner Classic Movies*American Movie Classics*The Western*heavy drinking*toot & beans*beans & toot*MilkyWays and Peanut M&Ms. I'm also the best air drummer on the planet. Sabbath, Led Zep, Rush, Pink Floyd, Maiden or Metallica...nobody can bang air like I can.
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 93% Magneto 91% Dr. Doom 89% Venom 85% Juggernaut 84% Dark Phoenix 83% Lex Luthor 79% Catwoman 77% The Joker 76% Two-Face 76% Poison Ivy 73% Mystique 72% Green Goblin 64% Kingpin 59% Mr. Freeze 57% Riddler 54% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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My Interests

Stand-up comedy, girls, drinking, dancing, reading, writing, nursing hangovers, making fun of people, negotiating grippers, runnin' suckas nuts on the hoop court, surfing and getting loose on my harmonica blowing THE BLUES.

I'd like to meet:

A sweet lady with a lot of ass, who enjoys quiet evenings and thinks I'm the cutest thing to ever live. Comedians and the people who love to watch them, musicians, hip-hop stylists, heavy drinkers, toot mongers and dirty dancers. Darla Hood when she was 19 years old, the ladies of "Aventuras Anales", Evangeline Lilly, Carla Gugino, Denise Milani, Alektra Blue, Brianna Banks and Ivanka Trump.

Music:

BLACK SABBATH, Iron Maiden, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Jimmy Reed, John Lee Hooker, Elmore James, Slim Harpo, B.B. King, Stones, Animals, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Def Leppard, Ben Harper, QOTSA, Too Short, Jay-Z, G-Unit(Lloyd Banks especially), Atmosphere, Outkast, Toots, Peter is more roots than Bob and Tori Amos...I love Tori. All things Maynard J. Keenan, Grease Movie Soundtrack, Dead Presidents and Idlewild. 50 shits on Kanye. THE GREY ALBUM, My boy Beck. "Yeah Buddy Guy"

Movies:

Rushmore, The Natural, Blazing Saddles, Willy Wonka, They Call Me Bruce, Zorro The Gay Blade, Midnight Run, Fear and Loathing..., Goodfellas, Grease, The Wild Bunch, Once Upon A Time In The West, Joe Kidd, Outlaw Josey Wales, The Adventures of Mr. Toad, Dr. Strangelove, The Sword and the Sorcerer and LOTR, "Muster The Rohirrim". Go Ricky Bobby! "If you're not first, you're last" Aventuras Anales

Television:

Jeopardy, Letterman, Boston Legal, Life, So You Think You Can Dance? The Larry Sanders Show

Books:

Pocket Ref by Thomas J. Glover

Heroes:

My Lamby Buns, Brett Favre, Tony Gwynn, John Stockton, James Toney, Arturo Gatti, Sonny Boy Williamson II, Little Walter, Buddy Guy, The Blues Brothers, Brian Jones, Thanos The Mad Titan, Ric Flair, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Letterman, Eddie Murphy, Lenny Bruce, Sean Cosgrove and The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff

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Do you think I need more pictures?

I'm going to set a new record for the most picture albums posted by a dude here on MySpace. I'm not sure there was an old record, but either way, I'm setting that shit. I only MySpace while on company...
Posted by TheJoeShow on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST